Today, I was working retail when a group of older gentlemen came in looking for a good sound system. I showed them a top-range system and gushed about it in detail, trying to close the sale. One of them snorted and said, "See Dave, girls like her are the reason ball gags were invented." FML
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Today, I was trying sell a customer a top-of-the-line surround sound system. Apparently he was aware that I work on commission, as he threatened to buy the system elsewhere unless I sang Rebecca Black's "Friday" in front of the whole store. Goodbye, self-respect. FML
Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said, "You know? I like little girls." FML
Today, I went into a music store to look into getting a new guitar. I picked up one that I was interested in and tried it out quietly. A sales representative approached me and asked me to "stop the noise and leave the guitars for serious customers." I've been playing for almost ten years. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I was at a gas station when the cash register made a sound effect similar to one from Sonic the Hedgehog, and I pointed this out. The cashier then saw fit to go on a rant about how I need to stop focusing on video games, and get a life and a girlfriend. FML
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syki 22
They put the 'S' and 'M' in SexisM.
raspygirl 12
Soo rude
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luccmon 6
Wow, what a prick.
GotBrains 0
There really isn't anything wrong about knowing your products. Those guys were obviously just pricks! Did they even buy it?
bizarre_ftw 22
Geeze >.< flashback. Now I'm remembering how much I loved the Amanda show! What the huh?! I'm 17! I shouldn't be capable of reminiscing yet!!
dy1987 7
I am definitely going to get thumbed down but screw it; I am going to assume that you are a commission pay sales person since you stated that you wanted to close the sale, I am also going to assume that the customer wasn't actively engaged in a conversation with you about the system but rather you were rattling off everything that you knew about the system to "impress" the customer or whoever rather than talking with the customer about what exactly he was looking for and wanted to find him the best system for his needs. So even though the comment was rude I still say that it was a 'you deserved it' for not shutting up and listening to the customer until he had to say something rude to get your attention.
BoopADoop 9
I hear what you're saying but they asked, she answered, and as a former retail worker (as many of us are or have been), specifically in electronics, I can say that customers generally want a lot of of specific information and they'd prefer not to have to google the shit out of everything. OP probably doesn't get commissions anyway; few electronics and retail stores in general do these days.
dy1987 7
Customers do want a lot specific information but when you ask about a product most customers will generally like to know a few specific points about the product, if they inform the sales person about what they are needing the product to do they will probably just want to know about how it will fill their needs, not every single function of the product in detail. If the customer gives the sales person a general idea of what they want then it is part of the sales person's job to figure out what it is that they customer is looking for and what they need by asking questions and talking with the customer not just talking to or at the customer; which I am going to assume the OP did since one of the men piped up with the comment which probably wouldn't have happened if the OP was asking and answering questions with the customer. In my earlier comment I should have added that the OP could also have sales goals to meet, not just that she is paid by commission, and that could be why she was gushing about the system in detail to close the sale.
BoopADoop 9
But I could counter-assume that they said nothing to her and didn't ask questions, but rather stared expectantly. Perhaps their look mean stop but I'd the first string of big-kid words to come out f their mouths are full of douchebaggery then it's their fault for not specifying or saying "I'll look around alone, thank you" Frankly we could beat around the bush 'till the cows come home, but the fact is neither of us was there or knows anything else to solidify our assumptions. I think I'm more inclined to believe that customers can be super crazy and rude and no matter what I don't think there's an excuse for such a rude comment, but that's just my personal deal.
kei1108 13
That's awful and really sexist. I'm sorry, OP. Just ignore them and keep selling!!
itzbreezzyybitch 0
Can someone explain what tht means pleassee :)
LMA0 5
It means he wants to shove his balls in her mouth and gag her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!
laden_swallow09 35
Google it… -.- You get pictures, too!
TheDrudgeChild 4
Well, you two seem to be too young to Google this kind of stuff anyways....
Jackola321 0
Wow... It's cause guys can't stand knowing that women know more than them. Really rude too. WTF??
SeemsToFail 0
Wait...what explaination please
s0m3guy2010 21
It's because of men like them that Palmela Handerson had to be invented.
jennabookickbutt 3
What's a ball gag??? (: