Today, I was working retail when a group of older gentlemen came in looking for a good sound system. I showed them a top-range system and gushed about it in detail, trying to close the sale. One of them snorted and said, "See Dave, girls like her are the reason ball gags were invented." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was trying sell a customer a top-of-the-line surround sound system. Apparently he was aware that I work on commission, as he threatened to buy the system elsewhere unless I sang Rebecca Black's "Friday" in front of the whole store. Goodbye, self-respect. FML
Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said, "You know? I like little girls." FML
Today, I went into a music store to look into getting a new guitar. I picked up one that I was interested in and tried it out quietly. A sales representative approached me and asked me to "stop the noise and leave the guitars for serious customers." I've been playing for almost ten years. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I was at a gas station when the cash register made a sound effect similar to one from Sonic the Hedgehog, and I pointed this out. The cashier then saw fit to go on a rant about how I need to stop focusing on video games, and get a life and a girlfriend. FML
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syki 22
They put the 'S' and 'M' in SexisM.
raspygirl 12
Soo rude
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zach8771 3
Haaaaa! What a boss!
Swiftly 0
No, what an asshole!
nickharbut 6
Uhhhh gushed? Who uses that term?
KatiesSwaggin 13
OP does, apparently. (;
Shrike 24
45- I'll tell you who DOESN'T: lifelong McDonalds employees. You want a pat on the back for being an arrogant illiterate?
bizarre_ftw 22
•The people that thought of the name for gushers •Stereotypical teenage girls in bad tv shows from the 80s-90s •People with a wider vocabulary than Stephanie Meyer •Writers colorfully describing situations where (a) character(s) is/are loosing large amounts of blood very quickly •Non cookie-cut twits •People who like fun words •Trolls
linkinpark98 24
The assiest!
bizarre_ftw 22
Lean in close and say "you know, a lot of pornos start with a guy buying something" Then wink and glance pointedly at the most expensive one. If he's not sold, add in a sexy voice "trust me, it's worth it" If he tries anything, sue him for sexual harassment (your store has cameras right?) If he just won't buy, hold up his wallet (which of course you picked from his pocket while you were leaning in) with all his info in it, specifically all the info you need to find his wife/someone else whom he wouldn't want knowing this story. Trust me ^_^ he'll buy (or press charges, but let's not think about that)
peterjr 0
That's ****** up lol but he probably would by it lol
linkinpark98 24
Says the men who probably haven't got laid yet.
BrysGirl27 14
And that's why hookers and Viagra were invented:p
MommaSmurf 0
What a tool! And shame on his buddies for not calling him out! X(
DoctorWhooves13 5
And men are the reason why birth control was invented
nofearjenshere 12
46, Haha I imagined that comment in Josh's voice from Drake & Josh. Anyone who used to watch that show probably knows what I'm talking about.
RoseCrystal 17
You should have replied, "Well meb like you are the reason vibrators were invented."
RoseCrystal 17
You should have replied, "Well men like you are the reason vibrators were invented." and then proceeded to walk away.