By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 02:22 - United States

Today, I was on a double date at a restaurant with two friends of mine and a guy I really liked. Things started getting really quiet so I decided to start talking to make things a little bit less awkward even though I was eating. I ended up spitting a piece of chicken across the table. FML
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That's so gross, you shouldn't talk with food in your mouth.

i think he deserves to put his sausage in your taco for that one

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That's so gross, you shouldn't talk with food in your mouth.

aw, that always seems to happen at the worse of times

HAHAHAHA LOOOL OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

#1 got it, why would u interrupt the silence while chewing away?

i think he deserves to put his sausage in your taco for that one

You sound like a failure

Never talk when there's a c*ck in your mouth...

Nasty. YDI. Don't talk with food in your mouth dumbass.

Don't talk with cock in your mouth next time.