Today, I was working retail when a group of older gentlemen came in looking for a good sound system. I showed them a top-range system and gushed about it in detail, trying to close the sale. One of them snorted and said, "See Dave, girls like her are the reason ball gags were invented." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was trying sell a customer a top-of-the-line surround sound system. Apparently he was aware that I work on commission, as he threatened to buy the system elsewhere unless I sang Rebecca Black's "Friday" in front of the whole store. Goodbye, self-respect. FML
Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said, "You know? I like little girls." FML
Today, I went into a music store to look into getting a new guitar. I picked up one that I was interested in and tried it out quietly. A sales representative approached me and asked me to "stop the noise and leave the guitars for serious customers." I've been playing for almost ten years. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I was at a gas station when the cash register made a sound effect similar to one from Sonic the Hedgehog, and I pointed this out. The cashier then saw fit to go on a rant about how I need to stop focusing on video games, and get a life and a girlfriend. FML
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syki 22
They put the 'S' and 'M' in SexisM.
raspygirl 12
Soo rude
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eddiebooth3 3
Haha some people just are plain dumb
jayemdoubleyou 1
Is cool, chicks that make a lot of noise are hotter.
gracehi 33
That's when you say, "And guys like you are the reason I keep a brick in my purse."
TotalWin 0
Why so many uptights on here? Women say just as bad things to men too. Except when that happens you all laugh at how he deserved it for being a misogynist when you don't even know what that word means. inb4 this comment is too low to be shown.
gracehi 33
This is definitely an example of misogyny. He didn't simply express annoyance with OP cited her gender in a sexually explicit context and also suggested that any woman who talks a lot, but just OP, needs to be gagged in order for a man to have sex with her.
gracehi 33
*not just OP
zues70 4
Those guys are assholes....don't take their business.
lovebeecharmer 6
Damn girl throw some eyeshadow up their asscracks.
friisen_ 0
Gag balls?
nostenyke 1
Maybe you should just stand the f*ck up from your pc, stop whining, and if you're still that unrespectful turd, get a wifi, or at least put the cables under your desk -.-
skyeyez9 25
He sounds like a Ted Bundy. Did he ask you for help carrying his huge sound system into his white van, because it was too difficult for him to do with his broken arm?
keneda21_fml 0
God retail, I hope ur in school trying to get out!