FML : Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my...

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Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By notyouagain - / Sunday 3 October 2010 07:40 / Australia

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By failblorg | 0

#1491854 - Sunday 3 October 2010 04:09

lmaoo you must be extremely annoying

By DocBastard | 38

#1491892 - Sunday 3 October 2010 04:12

So spank him. Done.

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By heartless_fml | 6

#1491848 - Sunday 3 October 2010 04:08

sucks.

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sarahalyssa_fml | 0

#1491984 - Sunday 3 October 2010 04:34

Ring the doorbell again and when he answers say, "Oh crap, it's YOU" and walk away

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KingDingALing | 9

#1491998 - Sunday 3 October 2010 04:37

BURNED by a 5 year old!! :p

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deathcab7 | 0

#1494488 - Monday 4 October 2010 03:19

another reason why to love little kids...

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aeroliontvw | 4

#1496314 - Monday 4 October 2010 11:01

it's because they're so cute!

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DerrickJames | 33

#5342149 - Sunday 27 January 2013 11:29

All little kids are evil!

By failblorg | 0

#1491854 - Sunday 3 October 2010 04:09

lmaoo you must be extremely annoying

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cole86 | 0

#1491979 - Sunday 3 October 2010 04:33

and u must be right for sore

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HahaHokayThen | 10

#1492551 - Sunday 3 October 2010 07:20

& you're better?

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failblorg | 0

#1494481 - Monday 4 October 2010 03:17

muuuuuuuuch better :D

By Rokksteady | 3

#1491861 - Sunday 3 October 2010 04:10

Owned!

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randomchickkk | 0

#1492246 - Sunday 3 October 2010 05:41

by a 5 year old.

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HackerD00d | 0

#1492479 - Sunday 3 October 2010 07:11

nice tits ^

By irox98 | 0

#1491867 - Sunday 3 October 2010 04:11

pownage

By mahimalil | 0

#1491876 - Sunday 3 October 2010 04:11

mean !! tell your friend !!!

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twinny_sc | 13

#1492364 - Sunday 3 October 2010 06:33

Yes, the OP can tattle on the 5-year-old kid. Sounds awesome and mature!

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mahimalil | 0

#1493621 - Monday 4 October 2010 01:05

No the OP tells her friend so she can deal with him.

By mr_mccarthy | 0

#1491878 - Sunday 3 October 2010 04:12

well you do live in victoria.......

By Crimsonhead | 0

#1491879 - Sunday 3 October 2010 04:12

He's 5... kids say shit like that. I'm pretty sure your life is not fucked.

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Loviinqx3 | 0

#1492153 - Sunday 3 October 2010 05:13

Still not a pleasant thing to be greeted to :(

By xAznNinjaGuy | 0

#1491890 - Sunday 3 October 2010 04:12

Well, I guess your a social reject now. It was scientifically proven by a 5 year old.

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xAznNinjaGuy | 0

#1492062 - Sunday 3 October 2010 04:47

*You're

By DocBastard | 38

#1491892 - Sunday 3 October 2010 04:12

So spank him. Done.

By deathnotedeluxe | 0

#1491896 - Sunday 3 October 2010 04:13

ydi for having friends with kids. they suck, get new friends with no kids. or friends with better kids.

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Hoplaka | 0

#1492264 - Sunday 3 October 2010 05:48

WTF? Almost all of my friends have kids and some of them are rude but still you didn't have to say that.

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spanelli | 16

#1492503 - Sunday 3 October 2010 07:14

Death Note. <33 Kids do suck. The only kid I like is my nephew, because he's cool. :p

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