By nk - 03/11/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 489
You deserved it 12 002

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aww it's ok. you're just lonely.

awesome!! are you gonna find a giant peach now? haha

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aww it's ok. you're just lonely.

how did he get in your room with only one leg?

27. she ripped it off so he couldn't escape and gave him a sombrero and named him poncho

Pity train is so annoying. You're pathetic.

no, you are 34,

I'm so loneeeyyy I'm mr lonelyyyy I hot nobodyyy -something something something- haha op name it Paco REMEMBER TO FEED IT

The exoskeleton has been broken. He has approximately one to two days to live. Say "bye" to your best friend before it's too late.

Such a lonely day, and it's yours. The most loneliest day of your life.

Such a lonely day shouldn't exist.

crickets only live for 3 weeks max.

and if your cricket dies, you're gonna die with it.

I'd get insurance now for funeral expenses. It won't be long.

if it's legs were working it would leave too

or sunny muffins

Well you had better have named it Jiminey!

Says the fugly

what's it's name?!

it's a day that I'll never miss

@32: she's Anne Wilkes? shouldn't she have named the cricket Paul Sheldon then? o.O

145 - man with boobs?

A lucky cricket?

jiminy cricket?

Probably not since it only has one leg!

Am I the only one thinking of MULAN?

aww that's ok nothing wrong with animal friends=)

Still, I would suggest OP to take a real pet instead of a criple cricket.

yes, I think she should get a puppy of kitty, OPs Fml actually made me so upset, I've never felt lonely, because I live my family but truly this made me feel horrible.

alliteration win ^

lol agree ce-yute!! mr cricket :D

Agreed I have a animal friend... Betsy the spider

awesome!! are you gonna find a giant peach now? haha

hahaha nice one lol

Either enjoy it, or change it.

I wonder what kind of conversations op had with this cricket...

I'm willing to bet it had something to do with only having the one leg. That's gotta be a talking point. I know i'd atleast complain about it a couple of times.

Is his name Uno or what homie

Ahahahaha

u Asian

nooooooo bob-carl-fred-george

YDI. Go out and meet some people, get a life!

yeah.. that's so pathetic it's funny

the poor cricket I don't think even trained professionals bring paid to listen to u would do it for three hours... let him go, just cause ur life is lane and boring doesn't mean his is... he's missing a leg, he has suffered enough

Letting him go wouldn't help him.. he's not missing one leg, he only has one left. I don't think he could go anywhere. Poor thing :(

Letting him go wouldn't help him.. he's not missing one leg, he only has one left. I don't think he could go anywhere. Poor thing :(