Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML
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SmallTownCutie
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aww it's ok. you're just lonely.
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Illyssa_fml
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awesome!! are you gonna find a giant peach now? haha
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SmallTownCutie
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aww it's ok. you're just lonely.
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Einstein714
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how did he get in your room with only one leg?
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zakkyzebra
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27. she ripped it off so he couldn't escape and gave him a sombrero and named him poncho
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klutzycleo
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Pity train is so annoying. You're pathetic.
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MissLizWolf
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no, you are 34,
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JuliaM1000
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I'm so loneeeyyy
I'm mr lonelyyyy
I hot nobodyyy -something something something-
haha op name it Paco
REMEMBER TO FEED IT
I'm mr lonelyyyy
I hot nobodyyy -something something something-
haha op name it Paco
REMEMBER TO FEED IT
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PhoenixFiend
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The exoskeleton has been broken. He has approximately one to two days to live. Say "bye" to your best friend before it's too late.
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Nena713
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Such a lonely day, and it's yours. The most loneliest day of your life.
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CloudEnvy
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Such a lonely day shouldn't exist.
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harryman_bamf
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crickets only live for 3 weeks max.
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natas_fml
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and if your cricket dies, you're gonna die with it.
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seanders
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I'd get insurance now for funeral expenses. It won't be long.
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iSitt
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if it's legs were working it would leave too
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moogie0221
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or sunny muffins
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TheVariableX
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Well you had better have named it Jiminey!
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usmc2016
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Says the fugly
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EricErection69
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what's it's name?!
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FLCL4711Fox
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it's a day that I'll never miss
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SexyGamerNerd110
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@32: she's Anne Wilkes? shouldn't she have named the cricket Paul Sheldon then? o.O
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MicMic_fml
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145 - man with boobs?
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Angel_Vice
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A lucky cricket?
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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jiminy cricket?
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cp1338
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Probably not since it only has one leg!
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SkoomaKi
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Am I the only one thinking of MULAN?
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emma1441
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Dude SAME
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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*crickets* *crickets*
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LTFlames
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win
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HeyDontReadThis
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forever alone
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77taylah33
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aww that's ok nothing wrong with animal friends=)
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DjeePee
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Still, I would suggest OP to take a real pet instead of a criple cricket.
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MissLizWolf
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yes, I think she should get a puppy of kitty, OPs Fml actually made me so upset, I've never felt lonely, because I live my family but truly this made me feel horrible.
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lanark
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alliteration win ^
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yehr
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lol agree ce-yute!! mr cricket :D
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Neonnight
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Agreed I have a animal friend... Betsy the spider
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Illyssa_fml
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awesome!! are you gonna find a giant peach now? haha
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zjnat
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hahaha nice one lol
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sammie143
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Lol funny
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justsayfuck
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Either enjoy it, or change it.
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steggunekoms
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I wonder what kind of conversations op had with this cricket...
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CloudEnvy
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I'm willing to bet it had something to do with only having the one leg. That's gotta be a talking point. I know i'd atleast complain about it a couple of times.
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FingerMyElmo
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Is his name Uno or what homie
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rararad
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Ahahahaha
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myshoe
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u Asian
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lolmaster7654321
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nooooooo bob-carl-fred-george
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airforce987
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YDI. Go out and meet some people, get a life!
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fuckmylifeover
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dumbass
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alyssaax3
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yeah.. that's so pathetic it's funny
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manatees_r_epic
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#10, Moron
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Rangant
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the poor cricket I don't think even trained professionals bring paid to listen to u would do it for three hours... let him go, just cause ur life is lane and boring doesn't mean his is... he's missing a leg, he has suffered enough
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tencentsakiss
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Letting him go wouldn't help him.. he's not missing one leg, he only has one left. I don't think he could go anywhere. Poor thing :(
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tencentsakiss
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Letting him go wouldn't help him.. he's not missing one leg, he only has one left. I don't think he could go anywhere. Poor thing :(