By Anonymous - 03/07/2019 20:02

Today, my brother has two broken arms and needs help wiping his own ass. Bonus, he has bad diarrhoea from the food poisoning he got from the shrimp he made me hand-feed him yesterday. FML
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skippydoda 32
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There isn't anything you could give me that would make me wipe my brother's ass.

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Mungolikecandy 19

Get a hose and hose him down. It will be far cleaner than wiping.

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wanted_2_want 40
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Not really a “bonus” since you’ll be wiping his ass more often now. And I’m sure you need to pull down/up his pants too.

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Yudith 22
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Just put him in a kilt. No pants to pull down, plus it's way faster for him to sit on the toilet when the urge comes.

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Mungolikecandy 19

Get a hose and hose him down. It will be far cleaner than wiping.

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skippydoda 32
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There isn't anything you could give me that would make me wipe my brother's ass.

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waffles42088 12

That’s a pretty crappy situation. But when it come to being the best sibling you are the shit.

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Nhayaa 21

Could be a good timing to invest in these hightech japanese toilets with a cleaning system...

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wmayrhofer 18
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Hand feed you say? Maybe the bacteria came from your hands and not from the shrimp.. full circle

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queenpowow 2

Get him a bidet toilet seat

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