Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML
Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
Today, at work, I gave ice cream to a kid and apple pie to his dad. The kid decided to grab a literal handful of the dad’s pie which was steaming hot. Cue the kid screaming and the dad yelling at me for not telling his kid that the dessert, that WASN'T HIS, was hot and he shouldn’t touch it. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat licking my face. Cute, right? Turns out, she was licking the crumbs off my cheek from last night's pizza party. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little boy. I opened up a new bottle of bubbles and it was all goopy and gross so I said, "Eww!" The boy then asked, "What's "ew" mean?" I replied, "Something gross and yucky." Then he pointed at my face and say "Ew! Ew! Ewwww!" FML
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peacelovepugs 7
acne.
hk_fml 9
Ohhhh man. That is so unfortunate.
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mushoo_fml 0
It could've been worse. He could have said "I want to eat you" (if you get my flow).
trapiadora 0
No offense but that little kid is hilariouse. How he could come up with your face looking like pizza thats kind of priceless. Don't pay attention to little kids thier opinion doesn't count. Kids don't know what thier saying sometimes.It's what you think about yourself
that_guy_you_are 0
**** YO PIZZA. I did it once. Shit felt goood.
Tehalon 0
We need pics for proof!
alesposito 0
Pro Active
Asdas_fml 0
I love people (like #7) who think that you can get rid of bad acne with ProActive or similar facewash. I mean seriously, **** off. I've gone through pretty much all the stuff in stores, had 4 different medicines and had antibiotics for it for 6 months. And now (6 months after the antibiotics), it starts to get worse again. If it goes too bad I guess I'll have to go for isotretinoin. It's not like you change your facewash or start washing once more a day and bad acne just disappears. If you have some (little) skin problems, then yea, changing your habits will probably work. Eat healthier, drink more water, get good face wash, wash your face regularly and so on. But none of those cure real acne, they can make it better, but they won't cure it.
vent_fml 0
#37 your incorrect use of caps is reallyy distracting.
mylifesucksoften 0
don't sweat it, little kids say weird and crazy stuff all the time. He probably didn't mean it.
yomo 0
get him to come nearer and pop one in his eye
lil_miz_liz09 0
awwww im sorry :( kids say stuff like that all the time.