Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML
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Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML
Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
Today, at work, I gave ice cream to a kid and apple pie to his dad. The kid decided to grab a literal handful of the dad’s pie which was steaming hot. Cue the kid screaming and the dad yelling at me for not telling his kid that the dessert, that WASN'T HIS, was hot and he shouldn’t touch it. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat licking my face. Cute, right? Turns out, she was licking the crumbs off my cheek from last night's pizza party. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little boy. I opened up a new bottle of bubbles and it was all goopy and gross so I said, "Eww!" The boy then asked, "What's "ew" mean?" I replied, "Something gross and yucky." Then he pointed at my face and say "Ew! Ew! Ewwww!" FML
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peacelovepugs 7
acne.
hk_fml 9
Ohhhh man. That is so unfortunate.
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Comments (141)
joeydboy123 0
YDI for making ur face look like pizza
siphorsoul 0
i lol'd because i told a person i dislike that the other day. fail
aback 5
At least he didn't say he wanted to eat your pussy because it smelled like a tuna melt.
smiley_girl 0
44 a kid wouldnt say that, that's just plain inapropriate.
NoneOfTheAbove 0
yeah once i got told by a 6 year old that my face looked like a pony. 7 year olds are weird...
annahoward 0
haha, dude, why is it offensive be called a pizza? do you have big red circles on your face that look like pepperonis? your life is not ******,he's a kid, and kids say the first crazy thing that come to their minds.
Ramoose 0
Come to his house at night and offer him your face. Or just slap him :/ w.e floats your boat
lol_Epic_Fail 0
You could probably pick up some starving girls if you weren't all pissy about the fact that your face makes people hungry.
ImAllFailure 0
Haha, Pizza face! sorry, I couldn't help myself! I'm a sucker for lowering people's self esteem :)
party_it_up 0
Haha i hope you really dont have that bad of acne... The kid was just was weirdish :) xoxo