Anonymous
Olive Branch, United States
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
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Anonymous
United States
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Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Momo8612
Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML
luciaspiano
United States
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
Female Struggles
Denver, United States
Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML
well okay then
United States
You tried
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
jules
United States
Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML
Anonymous
Reno, United States
Awww, thanks sweetie
Today, I was in a grocery store when a little boy ran up out of nowhere, hugged my leg, then said, “Mommy!” I looked down and said, “Hey there, kiddo!” Right then, his actual mom walked up and gave me a look that seemed like it could set me on fire. The kid then looked up at me and said, “You’re prettier than my real mom.” FML
bakedplum
United States
Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML
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Mauskau 35
Maybe his parents let him play GTA and he wanted to know if it was ok to beat you up and take your money.
tjanes 16
Maybe he was looking for one..?
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tjanes 16
Maybe he was looking for one..?
ninjuh_wingman 29
Why would a little boy be looking for a prostitute?
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
3, well, probably same reason everyone else does?
CanadiansPlease 13
I'm more curious as to why a little boy would know what a prostitute is.
annie_nk 22
Video games, TV and/or movies would be my guess.
greeneyebeauty9 28
You'd be surprised at the things kids know these days.
Zimmington 21
Because he's secretly a pimp looking to recruit
mylifeequalsfml 5
if he asked you must of been dressed some kind of way :/
CanadiansPlease 13
In a grocery store?
Mauskau 35
Maybe his parents let him play GTA and he wanted to know if it was ok to beat you up and take your money.
eddeeezzyy 19
Really, though. A ******* for $50 definitely isn't worth it.
MrSarary 26
should have asked if he was interested, and scared him
sarah6786 14
There are many flaws in this idea.
ninjuh_wingman 29
He knows what a prostitute is apparently.
evanavery 6
well that sort of suggests you were dressed inappropriatly
Ohthatsnasty 17
Since he was a little boy, he was probably just repeating a word he had heard somewhere before. A real FML would be if it was a grown man asking if you were a prostitute!
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
Well... Are you?
misUnderstood23 9
True. And why, out of all people would he point you out?
EyeOfTheSt0rm 10
What does he know? OP obviously looked like a ****