By Anonymous - 25/11/2013 19:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
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Maybe his parents let him play GTA and he wanted to know if it was ok to beat you up and take your money.

Maybe he was looking for one..?

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Maybe he was looking for one..?

Why would a little boy be looking for a prostitute?

3, well, probably same reason everyone else does?

I'm more curious as to why a little boy would know what a prostitute is.

Video games, TV and/or movies would be my guess.

You'd be surprised at the things kids know these days.

Because he's secretly a pimp looking to recruit

if he asked you must of been dressed some kind of way :/

In a grocery store?

Maybe his parents let him play GTA and he wanted to know if it was ok to beat you up and take your money.

Really, though. A blowjob for $50 definitely isn't worth it.

should have asked if he was interested, and scared him

There are many flaws in this idea.

He knows what a prostitute is apparently.

well that sort of suggests you were dressed inappropriatly

Since he was a little boy, he was probably just repeating a word he had heard somewhere before. A real FML would be if it was a grown man asking if you were a prostitute!

Well... Are you?

True. And why, out of all people would he point you out?

What does he know? OP obviously looked like a slut