Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML
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Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML
Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
Today, at work, I gave ice cream to a kid and apple pie to his dad. The kid decided to grab a literal handful of the dad’s pie which was steaming hot. Cue the kid screaming and the dad yelling at me for not telling his kid that the dessert, that WASN'T HIS, was hot and he shouldn’t touch it. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat licking my face. Cute, right? Turns out, she was licking the crumbs off my cheek from last night's pizza party. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little boy. I opened up a new bottle of bubbles and it was all goopy and gross so I said, "Eww!" The boy then asked, "What's "ew" mean?" I replied, "Something gross and yucky." Then he pointed at my face and say "Ew! Ew! Ewwww!" FML
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peacelovepugs 7
acne.
hk_fml 9
Ohhhh man. That is so unfortunate.
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maggy_fml 0
x] that's sad
lindsayv 0
i'm not sure how a face can look like pizza... but kids say whatever they think! that's why theyre hilarious and i want 17. in case anyone's interested, i read fmylife.com, textsfromlastnight.com, and shotjot.com, which is kind of a combo of those two and funny shit that happens. hilarious. happy friday!
heyyimkell 2
Hahaha, how can a face look like pizza? Anyways, this isn't really an FML.. this kid was five. I'm sure you said lots of stupid things when you were five, too. It's not a big deal. FYL that you actually thought about that long enough to post it as an FML.
sourpatchbitch 0
aw, that reminds me of this kid in my science class, everyone calls him pizza face.. damn that sucks. :[
lisafannypack 0
lol @#17
ilikesexyparties 0
ha sick
Emwo 0
... It could be a compliment if taken the right way. :]
firepower7 1
You should try the website http://www.CheapAndSimpleAcneSolution.com --- it could probably help you out!
24788 7
You should probably keep trying to clean your face. It will go away sooner or later.
genius_man16 1
How can one's face POSSIBLY look like pizza???? Either your face is mega ****** up, or that kid has some serious issues. Or he was kidding, but I doubt that b/c it makes no sense. Maybe if he said "you look like you have chicken pox" or some shit.