Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth...

By Deadfish - 26/07/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 373

You deserved it 7 138

May weddings: Love and blunders
Weddings are supposed to be perfect, but our stories show that perfection can sometimes be... surprising! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 909

You deserved it 9 337

By fish killer - 08/02/2013 03:58 - Canada

Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 268

You deserved it 29 822

By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 11:29 - Australia

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 407

You deserved it 43 018

By Lou - 01/06/2010 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 570

You deserved it 58 687

By FlipYoC - 16/09/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 738

You deserved it 60 932

By Sassers - 03/12/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 852

You deserved it 35 011

By fledermausi - 12/06/2012 13:02 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 835

You deserved it 3 109

Impatient fish

By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 08:00 - Australia

Today, two of my daughter's fish died after owning them for a year. Yesterday I spent $400 on a new bigger fish tank so that they would be happier. I built the stand, set it up, and got everything running. All I had to do was let it run for a week so that the pH would be fine for them, and then move them across. FML

I agree, your life sucks 761

You deserved it 160

By Anonymous - 25/05/2015 16:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 444

You deserved it 8 372

By Bubba - 23/09/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I bought a fish bowl and a fish for $15. I brought him home and sat him on my desk. Everything was going well until the shelf gave out and his bowl slid off of the shelf... onto my $2,000 computer. The computer is fried and is not covered by the insurance, the fish is fine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 669

You deserved it 11 074

_pk_ 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:37

I think you've been using DOG FOOD to feed your fish. That pretty much explains everything you said.

Ligerie 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:35

Just get another one, they're like three bucks

Comments

ouevre 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:21

This reminds me of the time I bought a huge bag of hamster food. A few days later, my hamster dies.

winemysavior 4

Wednesday 29 July 2009 3:51

mmm cook it tonight! you can always buy another

Adeyy 3

Wednesday 29 July 2009 4:10

I agree with the guys about letting this pass... also you may of just over fed your previous "dead fish" which can indeed mess up the swim bladder, or what not, putting it off balance. There we go... a reasonable explanation for what may of happened if it was real :)

Shapello 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 7:08

I agree. Its obviously fake. I own 6 fish and a small container that does not even weigh a pound will last months. As for thoughs of you keeping your fish in a bowl, your all dicks. Fish need atleast 10 gallons of water EACH. They grow up to about 6-8 inches when full grown and live for up to 20 years. If your gonna make up a lame story, atleast get the facts right first, bud. :]

spillproof 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 8:49

buy a new fish. it's not that hard.

crazyChic451 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 22:47

So what go buy a new fish.

fearlesstiger98 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 15:52

Should of bought that month supply of fish food a month ago.

copey 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 2:01

pretty sure fish food comes in tiny containers.. which last months! your an idiot.. your fish probably committed suicide

MissyWissyKach 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 16:05

just get another fish goldfish are like 10 cents at walmart

meistershark12 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 13:45

duuuh there is such a thing as a return policy. pet stores take things back. plus fish dont up and die, it was probably sick for a while, and you were just too big of a dumbass to notice that your fish was sick.