Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there,... - FML

By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 17:00 - France

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

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Dashiell 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:13

Haha, why were your brother and father at your coworker's father's funeral?

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Sunday 26 July 2009 20:13

Great pun! I approve!

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Dashiell 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:13

Haha, why were your brother and father at your coworker's father's funeral?

mmmyeahsaraa 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:34

thats exactly what i was thinking lol

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Sunday 26 July 2009 21:31

haha even though laughing at a funeral is bad, you have an funny brother.

Dashiell 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 21:40

Wow, #47, way to reply to my post with something completely irrelevant so you'll be at the top. Good job.

Iloveyencheck 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 21:47

wow I love how u care so much

efmivida 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 22:08

i recently went to a funeral in which a few coworkers of the son of the deceased were there. depends on the job and how close they are i guess

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Sunday 26 July 2009 22:43

#1,48 rages over the internet! RAWRzzz! Him: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU by the way..i'm shocked this site hasen't been hit by anything..more...anonymous yet... get the hint?? DID YA!?! Also. you're brother sounds funny as hell haha.

mister_moops 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:53

keep your shit on /b/.

jessiana7 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:29

Funny ass brother!

DarkestSonata 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 8:26

They might actually all work with the coworker

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Tuesday 28 July 2009 8:47

Lol that was exactly my first thought too. Unless OP's father and brother also work with him. I love the dead zone comment, definitely could see it as a commercial!

kingg223 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 10:06

OMG your brother is hilarious like actually

xero_art 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 3:07

can you hear me now? holy shit, zombies!

cxal_fml 0

Friday 31 July 2009 4:47

There is always a lot of laughter at my families funerals - i was bit creeped out by it at first, but then the deceased would rather have us laughing and smiling then crying, and because of how large and spread out the family is, funerals are often the only time everyone can get together. *My great grandfather encouraged laughter at his funeral by pre-planning to have the funeral director prop up a note in his coffin "Hiya folks, thanks for coming. I'd get off my feet and greet you but I'm indisposed at the moment..." and the entire letter went on like that

coper169 0

Friday 12 August 2011 9:12

Today at my fathers funeral some guy's cell phone went off, and just after that some kid started laughing loudly. FML

jaxsk 0

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Sunday 26 July 2009 20:13

Great pun! I approve!

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Sunday 26 July 2009 20:13

nice. lmbo.

cheer_leader247 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:03

whats lmbo

Casualt1234 0

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Sunday 26 July 2009 23:06

limbo!!! :D

perussian 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:37

laughed my butt off?

phreshboi 1

Tuesday 30 November 2010 14:21

agreed ^

Twidragon1000 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:14

lol

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Sunday 26 July 2009 20:14

wow. haha. i would have laughed too.

tapesculpture 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:36

lmfao i would have "died" laughing. xD

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Saturday 12 December 2009 11:21

oh lawd, that was terrible.

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Tuesday 25 October 2011 17:46

Sowething like that happend to me. I couldnt stop laughing when the guy behind me at the funeral said: im freezing to death here!

islaphippos 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:16

lolz. it wasn't even that funny ydi

snavula 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:44

That's like the greatest joke told at a funeral of all time, its neither FYL nor YDI, it woulda been FYL if you don't laugh at a joke like that, because then you would have problems.

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Monday 27 July 2009 5:27

I agree with 93 op ur brother is freakin awesome just for thinking of that and btw u never said what happened after that. U probly just explained i after the funeral and everything was alright

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Sunday 26 July 2009 20:17

wow just wow

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Sunday 26 July 2009 20:17

haha loolz.

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Sunday 26 July 2009 20:20

Hahahaha nice

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Sunday 26 July 2009 20:20

LMAO hahaha thats 2 funny... i would of laughed 2

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