Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML
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Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML
Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML
Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML
Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
Today, two of my daughter's fish died after owning them for a year. Yesterday I spent $400 on a new bigger fish tank so that they would be happier. I built the stand, set it up, and got everything running. All I had to do was let it run for a week so that the pH would be fine for them, and then move them across. FML
Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML
Today, I bought a fish bowl and a fish for $15. I brought him home and sat him on my desk. Everything was going well until the shelf gave out and his bowl slid off of the shelf... onto my $2,000 computer. The computer is fried and is not covered by the insurance, the fish is fine. FML
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_pk_ 0
I think you've been using DOG FOOD to feed your fish. That pretty much explains everything you said.
Ligerie 0
Just get another one, they're like three bucks
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Comments (142)
ozymandias_fml 0
I have 150 gallons of fish tanks (2 75 gallon tanks) and an mid-size container lasts me a month, easy. Sounds like you are over feeding -- especially if the fish live in a 'bowl'.
JillianDramatic 1
Return it? buy a new fish?
kukopia 0
Fail in saga scale. To many details, but no details that matter, reek of fake.
amitalegaonkar 0
FYL for losing the fish. YDI because no fish should be kept in a bowl. FAKE because there aren't labels saying 'Month's supply'. Even if there were, a fish in a bowl can't need that much. A little handful pack of food lasts my CICHLIDS in my TANK for almost a month.
giebs22 6
This isn't an FML because you can just return the food or keep it and get a new fish. Problem solved.
brokebod 0
FAKE. A little container of food will last for several months. The mods on this site suck.
bobboheads 0
I dont think its that real, more detai, the fish could be exotic and expensive? But it sounds like any other fish. Buy a new one, they dont cost alot.
NimaRouhani 0
wtf! i have like 20 fish and a 4inch tall small container lasts me 6 months! wow, how could mods let this pass
deathbunny256 0
I believe this FML requires an illustration, reply if you agree.
deathbunny256 0
Apparently no one agrees.
person1000003 0
I'm sorry