#1 please tell me how that makes sense

Well obviously some people don't get the reference... Just gonna sit and see how long it plays out.

That '70s Show ;) Temporary visual aid added.

No idea where that reference came from, but funny as duck anyways. OP - I too have a cat and a fish tank. No matter how hard my cat tries, he can't get my fish because little Blueberry is too fast in water.

"as duck".

Don't worry number 1, I gotchu. That's 70's show is my top 3 fav. Oh Red Foreman.

Just ask SNL about the dangers of laser cats

Amen to that!!

The cat's, maybe.

But it'll forget it straight away if it was a goldfish

In Soviet Russia, fish devours y-*several gunshots*

Then please reveal to us your secrets.

1. Buy a tank that can't get knocked over. 2. Have a full hood/lid on top so the cat can't fish them out. The most my cat does is drink the fish water. The cat I used to have would try pouncing them through the glass but he never got to the fish.

It's simple really. Get a catfish.

My cat would just eat the fish food whenever I fed the fish. She didn't want to get her paws wet trying to get em out. And my rats put up a fight when she got in their cage, and the chickens got bigger than her real quick.... She hasn't had any success with eating household pets. Poor thing.

You have chickens...as household pets...??

92- well, I suppose not. We kept them in the basement until they got big.

77 - So your cat couldn't eat the fish, rats, or chickens? Are you sure it's really a cat?

Not through lack of trying.

Exactly. Also there's just about nowhere you can put it where the cat wont be able to get to it if its determined.

Your stupid

*YOU'RE the stupid one.

33 - My stupid? What about my stupid?

Ugh. Really, 33? You're 21 years old and you still don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'? Just... Withdraw yourself from society, please.

If we withdrew someone from society anytime they made a your/you're mistake, or any of those other common mistakes, we'd probably have a lot less people here than you'd expect.

However, the people left would have a remarkably higher average intelligence. Thus life would be more pleasant.

You cant have smart people without dumb people. Its just the way of life lol.

That would be alright with me. The gene pool needs to be fixed. But only people that mess up the you're/your and their/there/they're. :D

Where exactly in this FML does it imply the the refrigerator is a mini fridge?

#13... You realize cats can jump about six feet in the air, right? (Maybe higher, I'm not sure.)

Not sure about six, but mine can jump 4-5 feet up. If there's a counter anywhere nearby, they can jump on that then the fridge.

My cat can jump from a sitting position on the floor all the way to the top of our refrigerator. That's over 6ft. Cats aren't weak little animals that can only jump two feet in the air..

I am now realising how dumb that #13 comment was. Must. Find. Common Sense.....

Yeah, he should make sure the cat cant reach the bowl be-fur he leaves the house.

I hope not to offind, but it streams like the cat was fishing for trouble.