By fish killer - Canada
Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML
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By  RpiesSPIES  |  27

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.. Show it anyway

  hilda_kitty  |  16

No idea where that reference came from, but funny as duck anyways.
OP - I too have a cat and a fish tank. No matter how hard my cat tries, he can't get my fish because little Blueberry is too fast in water.

  Razi_tail  |  25

1. Buy a tank that can't get knocked over.
2. Have a full hood/lid on top so the cat can't fish them out.
The most my cat does is drink the fish water. The cat I used to have would try pouncing them through the glass but he never got to the fish.

  ohcheriecherie  |  20

My cat would just eat the fish food whenever I fed the fish. She didn't want to get her paws wet trying to get em out.
And my rats put up a fight when she got in their cage, and the chickens got bigger than her real quick.... She hasn't had any success with eating household pets. Poor thing.

By  Sir_ND_Pity  |  35

I bet the fish bad mouthed the cat, calling it a "pussy with a single life" and such. The cat wasn't gonna take lip from the newcomer so he ate it. I would have done the same.

  Pleonasm  |  34

If we withdrew someone from society anytime they made a your/you're mistake, or any of those other common mistakes, we'd probably have a lot less people here than you'd expect.

  cmayer  |  20

My cat can jump from a sitting position on the floor all the way to the top of our refrigerator. That's over 6ft. Cats aren't weak little animals that can only jump two feet in the air..

By  ICastillo  |  24

Come on OP cats can climb!! They're like little evil ninja geniuses.

But is sounds like a catastrophe. I bet you're feline a little dumb after that happened.