Sex, Relatable and Football: Spellbreaker - FML

Spellbreaker

By Anonymous - 08/12/2022 18:00

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Today, my boyfriend was eating me out and I was so close to orgasm, but he suddenly stopped because his phone notified him of the football scores. He only stopped for a few seconds to check but the moment was ruined, and even though he got right back down there it just wasn’t happening. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States

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By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Spicy

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 8 December 2022 22:52

Which football? If it was soccer: I hope you mean EX-boyfriend. If it was real football: Know your place. This stuff is REALLY important.

poopface82 19

Thursday 8 December 2022 23:19

That’s not cool. Over football scores? He’s a lousy boyfriend. I might understand if it was hockey, but come on

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