seriously, this guys in for a lifetime of horrible handy's

Yerp. If he can't properly pull back he should go to the doctor and get circumcised... Otherwise he's always gonna be hurting.

Being circumcised doesn't make your foreskin infinitely flexible. It just makes it easier to clean. There's still a point it can't go past.

Come on OP if you DONT tell her youre in for the worlds slowest circumcision. MAN UP CUPCAKE!!!

Still a better love story than twilight.

Worlds slowest circumsision like tht guy who got circumsized by his gfs braces? Owie

Closed mouths don't get what they want

86- There was an FML on that!! It was hilarious

If you have to teach her how to give a handjob, she's too young for you bro!

She can't get better if you don't tell her what she is doing wrong. YDI for not speaking up

heh heh alriiiight

#111, she could be old enough but still inexperienced.

OP I find it very cute that you didn't tell her, not to hurt her feelings, but next time just take her hand and show her how to do it, you don't have to say a word. Just take her hand.

Should have spoken up OP! Women actually listen! Lol well sometimes... not really...

I personally think I'd be more embarrassed not to know I was hurting someone and they weren't telling me because they didn't want to hurt my feelings then to be told I gave crap handjobs. If you tell her, she can improve, and isnt that what everyone wants?

Well all I can say is, he must be in love to let her do that to the point of it changing colour.

Tell her to watch some gay ****, so she get a clue of what she's doing. I seriously h8 girls who sucks in bed :/

I'm sure you've been laid many times, kid.

Dude you're 15.

Well I "h8" when 15 year olds brag or discuss their pornographic wants and/or needs in bed -_-

He looks like he's 7.

79- You're 15... Kid Com'n

yeah, man! he's been laid 15 times!! oh wait.... that's the age...?

125 - and your 16. Kid Com'n...

And I ******* hate when 16 and 17 year old kids talk down to a 15 year old acting like they have much more life experience.

I'm seventeen and the only reason I'm "talking down" to that kid is because of the fact that I am not much older than him and I'm a proud virgin. The fact that this kid is younger than myself, and talking about how he hates chicks who don't rock the sack is ridiculous to me because of the fact he is only 15. So yes, I am commenting on how ridiculous he is, but I am allowed... thank you (:

My bad for being off topic and all but, Nice Turtle Beaches #138! I would pm you but I'm on my mobile device.

X-11s friend :P they're not cordless, but they are reliable

154 - Mine broke :/

yep, girls don't like anything more then criticism on their handjobs

Right, like it matters what his girlfriend would think about criticism in this situation. If your partner is hurting you during sex, you're obliged to tell it immediately. Yeah, nobody (!) likes to hear that they do something wrong. But believe me, hearing that you did something wrong afterwards is way worse. You feel guilty for the pain your partner experienced, while, in all honesty, it's her (his, in OP's case) fault for not letting you know. I've had some times when I didn't let my partner know he hurted me. But I didn't whine about it on FML, because I knew I was entirely to blame.

She mistook his moans of pain as moans of pleasure

Agreed. You can frame it as "I would love it if you..." rather than "Don't do..." if it makes you feel better.

and some very sore junk

7- I believe the saying OP would benefit more from would be "Perfect practice makes perfect." Practicing doing it wrong means you get better at doing it worse. :P

Practice makes permanent. People learn to keep doing things the way they have practiced.

Well, she did notice the color, so I think she realized that she was doing something wrong... If OP gave her some advice I think it would have a positive, not a negative, effect on both of them.

Cat-fight! No claws on the foreskin, kittehs!

Well said. So have fun with those for the res of your life! As she'll keep doing it :)