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The horror!

By Anonymous - 24/01/2023 02:00

Today, it's been a week since my girlfriend moved into my house and I have now discovered she is one of those evil, unnatural beings: a Morning Person. FML

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You deserved it 518

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 20:55 - France - M?rignac

Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 350

You deserved it 5 589

By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 20:53 - United States - International Falls

Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 363

You deserved it 2 038

By lynn - 22/06/2012 16:14 - Australia - Bongaree

Today, my new roommate woke me up at noon to bitch about my "selfish sleeping habits" and how they ruin her ability to invite anyone over. I work the graveyard shift at the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 314

You deserved it 2 099

Not a morning person

By crazybitch - 18/06/2012 04:57 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee and smokes in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out for "mocking her" and hurled a hairdryer at my head. FML

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You deserved it 4 040

Never gonna happen

By meat lover - 27/09/2022 15:30

Today, my girlfriend woke me up by saying, "Good morning! We're going to be vegans from now on." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 397

You deserved it 207

By mysteryguy3039 - 07/08/2017 20:00

Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 721

You deserved it 365

By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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You deserved it 3 487

By unhappystudent - 14/12/2016 12:32 - United States - Storrs Mansfield

Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends decided it would be fun to throw a mini party in my room at 7am. FML

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You deserved it 592

By WakeUpToADream - 25/09/2015 20:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend is as punctual as a German train; I woke up to see her taking a dump into a plastic bag in our bedroom, all because my roommate was using the bathroom and she had to leave for work on time. FML

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You deserved it 1 977

Bad omen

By camb - 29/05/2021 14:01

Today, my girlfriend, who recently moved in with me, has opted to sleep on the couch rather than in the same bed as me. She claims it’s because "her body" won’t let her fall asleep unless she’s alone. FML

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You deserved it 186

JackWood 19

Tuesday 24 January 2023 3:09

She moved in and you have never spent a morning together before? Sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Thaylok 17

Tuesday 24 January 2023 15:20

Yes, trade me. It would be so horrible having someone who isn't late for work and enjoys morning wood, doesn't constantly complain about waking up before noon......

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JackWood 19

Tuesday 24 January 2023 3:09

She moved in and you have never spent a morning together before? Sounds like a recipe for disaster.

lizardlover95 7

Tuesday 24 January 2023 7:43

p⁹

Thaylok 17

Tuesday 24 January 2023 15:20

Yes, trade me. It would be so horrible having someone who isn't late for work and enjoys morning wood, doesn't constantly complain about waking up before noon......

Crowned Sataness 11

Tuesday 24 January 2023 20:48

how did you not know about this before? you're supposed to be dating a while and staying at each other's places before moving in. this is one of the first things you learn about a person but it could be worse. at least she doesn't hiss and bite in the mornings like I do