Your roommate would have tried to starve it if the eagle hadn't gotten away with it.

That pun, in any form, hasn't been funny for a long time. Please stop using it.

Three words 7; your comment sucks

15 you are just jelling bro

Poop

Looks like your fish found himself a nice bird!

What is it with all these fish fmls, poor nemo can't catch a break. f nemo's life.

18, sorry for jelling Bro-cha-cho. Bros, anybody care to LAX?

Man, op, that bird is such a jerk. Disregard the fact you left your fish bowl outside (your not supposed to do that) and that the bird doesn't have the cognitive thought to understand that the food...I mean goldfish was someone's pet.

This isn't really a FML... Goldfish are $.69 at Walmart. A homeless person could get 4 goldfish for the price of a 40 oz of Bud Ice.

time to buy a new new fish!

"Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat."

75- ...and OP gotta buy a new fish

haha?

34, That's a hell of a nice guitar!

Poor fish :c

56 why u stutterin'?

Well, think of it this way: At least it died a fast death, as opposed to a slow death at the hands of your roommate's sadistic, starving tendencies. ;)

Why are people saying OP has to buy another fish?! (S)he didn't didn't have the common sense to take care of one even for a day!

yeah 126. I'd say this was more of an FML for the fish tbh...

And now we wait for it to poop on someone.

Poor fish

Yea, same thing happened with my favorite little green pigs! I built this amazing structure

lol @ 105 .. Nice angry birds reference, though in this situation I don't think the bird is angry, more like very satisfied after that free meal so thoughtfully left out for it.

"Fish are friends-not food".

YDI, op should installed AA bataries near.

Aside from 184, how is nobody thinking of Finding Nemo right now? The bird saved the poor little fish from captivity! :)

Probably!

Seriously who puts a goldfish in a balcony?? Do you have space in your house?????

Apparently the OP does.

The Proposal reference?

An owl really did take my puppy when my family and I were in the backyard for a barbecue.

^ Fail.

that's what I'm thinking.....

I was thinking the same thing

I was thinking the same thing

I was thinking the same thing

I was thinking the same thing

I was thinking the same thing

C-c-c-combo breaker

Combo breaker: FAILED. I was thinking the same thing.

I was thinking the....wait I see whats going on here.

The day I became king

**** I was late. FAIL

I was thinking the same thing

I hate when people make up stuff to go on here

I was thinking the same thing!

Ccc combo breaker1!!.

I wasnt thinking that

You've only seen that in movies because smart people know that you shouldn't keep your fish outside, on the balcony.(:

Okay, purposely doing that is just wrong.

What! What is your problem?

Wow that's just ******* wrong. Just because they looked "ugly" you should purposely let your cat eat them? wtf.

You're a bitch

You are so sick. I hope you get eaten.

Sociopath much

WTF?! that's horrible. your probably uglier than they were. how bout we " let you outside for air" and feed you to a bear

Dude ur gonna be a serial killer one day-_-

Fish ruin peoples life... (;

Oh come on! Why thumb him down? He's just making a little joke!