Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack. I picked it up, sniffed it and put it on my face as a joke. She replied with, "Those are my mother's." FML
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Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML
Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
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teamlightskin 14
Ewww : / i mean they were clean but still....thats gross!!
maz95 17
Bet you won't be looking at her mother the same way again.
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Comments (104)
KirstenZ 6
You very well deserved it. Haha.
N3766 20
Because we like to play it dirty.... :/
DjeePee 24
I'm pretty sure that some people find the fluids of the one they are in love with very sexy. You might forget it, but smelling is one of the seven senses and a very strong one. Sniffing underpants -> smelling pheromones -> instant boner. Or something like that.
SerpentBoy 8
You should mess with him and put them on next time you guys are gonna play hide the hotdog..
geko911 22
You want her to put on her moms underwear? What kind of sick bastard are you..
wsdarrah 14
Haha, irrevelent as it is, I looked at your profile and I love Old Greg! You just made my day! :)
SerpentBoy 8
I knew I was gonna get thumbed down on this.. but at least I made somebody laugh..
DocBastard 38
Wait wait wait...seven senses? Hearing, touch, taste, sight, equilibrium, smell. What is number seven? I don't think the sense of humour counts. And ESP certainly doesn't.
Enslaved 36
I've heard of "The Sixth Sense" by M. Night Shyamalan but unaware of all seven. Lol Edit: Dammit Doc!!!
TheDrifter 23
It's our sense of style of course, Doc. I know it's controversial, but it is identifiable and quantifiable, not to mention, brutally easy to tell when a person is lacking in it.
Maddy9111 11
haha kinky and nasty at the same time
Pleonasm 35
There are plenty of senses, like the sense of balance, or of heat, pain etc, even being able to locate a body part in relation to another, like being able to touch your nose, or your two fingers together. The first five are just too maintsream. I know of senses you've never even heard of, they're so underground.
DocBastard 38
So those are what, the hipster senses?