By Rizma - 27/11/2014 15:12 - France - Gr?ces

Today, I went off for a jog. Outside, I saw my really cute neighbour, so in an effort to appear sporty, I accelerated and kept my head up. As I got close, I smiled at him, just when a huge fly flew right up my nose. FML
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ComoEsJuan 24

Mind your own business, you nosey ******* fly!

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devildog562 33

Trying to look sporty, that's a new phrase. Meh it's gross but so high in protein. It'll help you build up that sportiness

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devildog562 33

Trying to look sporty, that's a new phrase. Meh it's gross but so high in protein. It'll help you build up that sportiness

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torrea 19

The op is from France, maybe that's a regular term they use... hmm

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DenverTyrrell 13

Eww sorry OP :( good luck with impressing your neighbour!

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sofaqueen_ 14

I honestly thought that the square behind your head was your hair. But thank god it wasn't.

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DenverTyrrell 13

OMG HA HA HA it looks like it doesn't it :/ I need to change that

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val_is_lame97 12

the fly was all like "oh trying to imrpess someone? let me **** your shit up"

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euphoricness 28

I guess the fly thought you were a bit snotty!

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