By Rizma - 27/11/2014 15:12 - France - Gr?ces

Today, I went off for a jog. Outside, I saw my really cute neighbour, so in an effort to appear sporty, I accelerated and kept my head up. As I got close, I smiled at him, just when a huge fly flew right up my nose. FML
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ComoEsJuan 24
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Mind your own business, you nosey fucking fly!

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devildog562 33
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Trying to look sporty, that's a new phrase. Meh it's gross but so high in protein. It'll help you build up that sportiness

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devildog562 33
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Trying to look sporty, that's a new phrase. Meh it's gross but so high in protein. It'll help you build up that sportiness

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torrea 19
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The op is from France, maybe that's a regular term they use... hmm

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ComoEsJuan 24
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Mind your own business, you nosey fucking fly!

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klaudia_ 14
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I see what you did there my friend.

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watson1234 11
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There's flies in the cave!

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DogeMan 14

No

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IvyRizzzzoli 25
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Stop before you hurt yourself

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jondillboy 17
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Nailed it.

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TheGolfGTI 24
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Hasn't FML taught you never to show off?

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Almost_Positive 18
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She's lucky as far as FML's go. It could've gone so much worse

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MelTheGreat 23
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Not even if there's a fire.

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sophiehelen 32
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Love a good step brothers reference

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DenverTyrrell 13
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Eww sorry OP :( good luck with impressing your neighbour!

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sofaqueen_ 14
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I honestly thought that the square behind your head was your hair. But thank god it wasn't.

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DenverTyrrell 13
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OMG HA HA HA it looks like it doesn't it :/ I need to change that

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woainishamu 21
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Wanna fly away?

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CatLady4Lyf 30
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If FML has taught me anything, it's to not try and impress someone by any means.

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Mkm1997 20
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Sad but true.

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jazman195 20
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^Metallica :D

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mikuxxhatsune 32
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Especially if it includes sports

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val_is_lame97 12
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the fly was all like "oh trying to imrpess someone? let me fuck your shit up"

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euphoricness 28

I guess the fly thought you were a bit snotty!

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