FML : Today, I went off for a jog. Outside, I saw my really cute neighbour, so in an effort to appear sporty, I accelerated and kept my head up. As I got close,...

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Today, I went off for a jog. Outside, I saw my really cute neighbour, so in an effort to appear sporty, I accelerated and kept my head up. As I got close, I smiled at him, just when a huge fly flew right up my nose. FML

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By Rizma / Thursday 27 November 2014 15:12 / France - Gr?ces

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TFIF indeed. It's time to kick off the suit and tie and forget about work. Some of us are going out for drinks with friends, others...

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By ComoEsJuan | 24

#6129085 - Thursday 27 November 2014 18:37

Mind your own business, you nosey fucking fly!

By devildog562 | 33

#6129083 - Thursday 27 November 2014 18:36

Trying to look sporty, that's a new phrase. Meh it's gross but so high in protein. It'll help you build up that sportiness

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By devildog562 | 33

#6129083 - Thursday 27 November 2014 18:36

Trying to look sporty, that's a new phrase. Meh it's gross but so high in protein. It'll help you build up that sportiness

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torrea | 19

#6665831 - Friday 5 August 2016 17:06

The op is from France, maybe that's a regular term they use... hmm

By ComoEsJuan | 24

#6129085 - Thursday 27 November 2014 18:37

Mind your own business, you nosey fucking fly!

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ForNerdfighteria | 9

#6129231 - Thursday 27 November 2014 23:05

Ha. Nosey.

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klaudia_ | 14

#6132206 - Monday 1 December 2014 21:09

I see what you did there my friend.

By watson1234 | 11

#6129086 - Thursday 27 November 2014 18:37

There's flies in the cave!

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DogeMan | 14

#6131564 - Monday 1 December 2014 4:29

No

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IvyRizzzzoli | 25

#6135408 - Friday 5 December 2014 3:30

Stop before you hurt yourself

By jondillboy | 17

#6129092 - Thursday 27 November 2014 18:41

Nailed it.

By TheGolfGTI | 24

#6129093 - Thursday 27 November 2014 18:41

Hasn't FML taught you never to show off?

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Almost_Positive | 18

#6129141 - Thursday 27 November 2014 19:36

She's lucky as far as FML's go. It could've gone so much worse

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MelTheGreat | 23

#6129209 - Thursday 27 November 2014 22:07

Not even if there's a fire.

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sophiehelen | 31

#6129345 - Friday 28 November 2014 1:18

Love a good step brothers reference

By DenverTyrrell | 13

#6129095 - Thursday 27 November 2014 18:45

Eww sorry OP :( good luck with impressing your neighbour!

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sofaqueen_ | 14

#6129125 - Thursday 27 November 2014 19:22

I honestly thought that the square behind your head was your hair. But thank god it wasn't.

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val_is_lame97 | 12

#6129152 - Thursday 27 November 2014 19:59

same haha

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DenverTyrrell | 13

#6129237 - Thursday 27 November 2014 23:28

OMG HA HA HA it looks like it doesn't it :/ I need to change that

By woainishamu | 21

#6129096 - Thursday 27 November 2014 18:46

Wanna fly away?

By CatLady4Lyf | 30

#6129097 - Thursday 27 November 2014 18:47

If FML has taught me anything, it's to not try and impress someone by any means.

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Mkm1997 | 20

#6136971 - Saturday 6 December 2014 19:09

Sad but true.

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jazman195 | 20

#6141335 - Thursday 11 December 2014 16:55

^Metallica :D

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mikuxxhatsune | 31

#6292106 - Saturday 16 May 2015 14:35

Especially if it includes sports

By val_is_lame97 | 12

#6129098 - Thursday 27 November 2014 18:47

the fly was all like "oh trying to imrpess someone? let me fuck your shit up"

By euphoricness | 28

#6129100 - Thursday 27 November 2014 18:48

I guess the fly thought you were a bit snotty!

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