Kids: Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling...

By noname - 03/01/2009 03:26 - France

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

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By bleachingmykidsbrains - 01/07/2015 23:38 - Canada - Montréal

Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML

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Smell good

By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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By me - 23/10/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I came home from work to my 3 year old daughter sniffing the rug in the living room. When I asked her what she was doing she said "Daddy smell this." So I went, got on my knees and bent down to smell it and she pushed my face in the dog crap smeared in the rug. FML

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By crazydaughter - 12/04/2012 12:51 - Egypt

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 14:14 - United States - Berwyn

Today, I kept getting out of bed because I was sure my daughter had pooped in her diaper. Every time, I found nothing. I finally figured out the foul smell was my husband's breath, when he leaned into kiss me goodnight. FML

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By Synonymous_Rex - 05/01/2015 21:26 - United States - Thousand Oaks

Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML

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By iailwkrb - 26/02/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. FML

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By Username - 17/03/2011 04:04

Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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ImaTrainwreck 0

Friday 8 May 2009 7:49

Why does it matter if the babysitter's a guy or a girl? Either way, it's freaky.

wtfisthis 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 6:47

WTF OF COURSE THEY FIRED HER DUMBASSS!!!

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wtfisthis 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 6:47

WTF OF COURSE THEY FIRED HER DUMBASSS!!!

Dashelle 25

Sunday 6 October 2013 8:52

Isn't this what all babysitters do?

kenyrabit 25

Wednesday 27 January 2016 20:30

Assumption made. Who said the babysitter's a girl? *Though, I would like to know the sex of both parties.

wtfisthis 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 6:49

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

10_4Franky 0

Monday 22 March 2010 21:54

The OP has no gender as their gender. So there's a chance the OP is a guy that's afraid of showing everyone that he wears thongs.

chelzy 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 22:51

actually, in Europe, that's common.

Link5794 18

Friday 19 October 2012 16:40

In Europe, "thongs" refers to flip-flops. Or maybe that was Australia. Somewhere that isn't America.

coming back in the future 30

Thursday 1 January 2015 6:36

It's Australia #55. I used to wonder what the fuss about some flip flops were before.

fuck_my_liz 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:58

**laughing out loud** ouch! at least you can sue for things like that

VictimOf_Society 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 0:06

LOL thats either a good or bad thing :P

resawins 0

Monday 23 March 2009 4:02

creepy!!!!

lovemischa 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 6:38

GAGGGGGGGGGGG

skygirl27 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 18:16

thats ******* DISGUSTING AS HELL ,was it a guy or a girl? :S

pb_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:45

Awkwardddddd. FHS too.

SadinSherman 16

Sunday 24 October 2010 21:54

That was my high school's name

littlelia 22

Sunday 24 July 2011 8:52

same here;) only it still is...

Benatron 0

Monday 6 April 2009 4:50

That's a bit crazy. Fire the babysitter - but keep the compliment.

gs_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:17

weird or weird?? or should i say disgusting or disgusting??

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Same thing different taste

Smell good

Why would you do that?

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