Kids: Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling...

By noname - 03/01/2009 03:26 - France

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

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By bleachingmykidsbrains - 01/07/2015 23:38 - Canada - Montréal

Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML

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By me - 23/10/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I came home from work to my 3 year old daughter sniffing the rug in the living room. When I asked her what she was doing she said "Daddy smell this." So I went, got on my knees and bent down to smell it and she pushed my face in the dog crap smeared in the rug. FML

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Smell good

By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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Temper tantrum

By "QueenCortana Tiffany Turner" - 07/02/2020 14:00

Today, the cops were called to my apartment because my daughter had a temper tantrum while I was at work. She was naked when they were there. FML

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By Sh*t - 02/07/2012 21:17 - Venezuela - Caracas

Today, I was in the shower, when I heard my daughter scream and shout, "Mommy, mommy! Help! Come quick!" I panicked and rushed downstairs without even looking for a towel to cover myself, all so I could find out she'd just gotten a piece of dirt on her shoe. FML

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Bad boy

By darlingditz - 02/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

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By titoutou222 - 22/10/2011 12:40 - France

Today, my five-year-old daughter came home from school. It's cold and she was very tired. I said, "Take off your socks and blow your nose." She took off her socks and blew her nose into them. FML

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By diddlebuag - 27/05/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML

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By KayyElOh94 - 17/10/2014 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2013 16:33 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML

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ImaTrainwreck 0

Friday 8 May 2009 7:49

Why does it matter if the babysitter's a guy or a girl? Either way, it's freaky.

wtfisthis 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 6:47

WTF OF COURSE THEY FIRED HER DUMBASSS!!!

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wtfisthis 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 6:47

WTF OF COURSE THEY FIRED HER DUMBASSS!!!

Dashelle 25

Sunday 6 October 2013 8:52

Isn't this what all babysitters do?

kenyrabit 25

Wednesday 27 January 2016 20:30

Assumption made. Who said the babysitter's a girl? *Though, I would like to know the sex of both parties.

wtfisthis 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 6:49

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

10_4Franky 0

Monday 22 March 2010 21:54

The OP has no gender as their gender. So there's a chance the OP is a guy that's afraid of showing everyone that he wears thongs.

chelzy 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 22:51

actually, in Europe, that's common.

Link5794 18

Friday 19 October 2012 16:40

In Europe, "thongs" refers to flip-flops. Or maybe that was Australia. Somewhere that isn't America.

coming back in the future 30

Thursday 1 January 2015 6:36

It's Australia #55. I used to wonder what the fuss about some flip flops were before.

fuck_my_liz 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:58

**laughing out loud** ouch! at least you can sue for things like that

VictimOf_Society 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 0:06

LOL thats either a good or bad thing :P

resawins 0

Monday 23 March 2009 4:02

creepy!!!!

lovemischa 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 6:38

GAGGGGGGGGGGG

skygirl27 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 18:16

thats ******* DISGUSTING AS HELL ,was it a guy or a girl? :S

pb_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:45

Awkwardddddd. FHS too.

SadinSherman 16

Sunday 24 October 2010 21:54

That was my high school's name

littlelia 22

Sunday 24 July 2011 8:52

same here;) only it still is...

Benatron 0

Monday 6 April 2009 4:50

That's a bit crazy. Fire the babysitter - but keep the compliment.

gs_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:17

weird or weird?? or should i say disgusting or disgusting??

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