Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack. I picked it up, sniffed it and put it on my face as a joke. She replied with, "Those are my mother's." FML
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Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML
Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
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teamlightskin 14
Ewww : / i mean they were clean but still....thats gross!!
maz95 17
Bet you won't be looking at her mother the same way again.
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Comments (104)
vbmg152 18
You so deserved that! You are an idiot!
akiahara 14
All part of the risks you take when you're a creeper.
Baby_Cakes23 14
Bahahahah...
laurencheese 7
That's how a brother gets pinkeye.
onorexveritas 23
that's disgusting, why would you do that?
vhivfe 3
At least it wasn't her mom that saw you
Relenaz 9
LOL!!!!!
LostCarrot 4
Just be glad they weren't her dads!
RedPillSucks 31
That would have been the epic FML of the week. and yes, there are some guys who wear thongs. Nothing makes you want to poke your eyes out than plumbers crack wrapped in a thong.
mosquito19 14
what other weird shit you like to do as "Joke" ? add some **** to your cereal?
ThatGirlxx 6
I YDI'd cuz that's nasty.