By Anonymous - 11/03/2013 21:52 - United States - Lake Dallas

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Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML
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Why would she leave her thong in the dryer to tease you??

Sir_ND_Pity 35

If I could, I'd play you a sad song because of the dumb mistake you made, OP, but my guitar is broken. Oh, hey! Can I borrow your G string? :P

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Why would she leave her thong in the dryer to tease you??

I mea seriously this baffles me! Ever think mabye, just mabye, she was using the dryer to, oh i dont know dry!?

It may have looked that way to him for a reason. Not like he finds a leaf on the ground and poses with it because he thinks it's teasing him.

You never know, judging by his reaction he might do.

MrBrightside21 20

I pose seductively with leaves all the time and I find this comment thread offensive.

Maybe you don't know how to spell? Just a thought.

41- Maybe you don't know what typos are? Just a thought.

44 maYBe, just maYBe 41 was right...

41- Your profile picture is going to give me nightmares.

12's comment spelled "maybe" as "mabye" twice (evidently not a typo, it even autocorrects to "maybe") & it sounded like something a 12 year old would say, but it has over 40 thumbs-up. Especially considering grammar Nazis never take "it was a typo" as an excuse, & those who tried to say that got buried, I'll never understand this website.

Threeso- *shot*

1, I would be more worried about the daughter if she found out her dad was playing with her thong. Extremely disturbing on so many levels!

75 - Not everyone uses a phone to read and reply here.

burn the thong!!!! It's tainted forever!!

Maybe the dryer is getting more action than he is.

There you are, Flowsidon. It's Juice. Just wanted to point out that instead of browsing FML, we need you here on Mount Olympus. Thanks.

My thought exactly

I hate to threat jack but..... Inuyasha

I don't like to threaten people named Jack either.

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

ya pretty gross..

Uh oh. Maybe your girlfriend didn't reply for a reason...

X_Codes 11

Yeah, OP I would try to get in contact with her as soon as I can. Not texting, either.

aruges93 12

Oh my gosh um that's disturbing!!!!

Yeah, no shit..

aruges93 12

No need to be rude beezy

Beezy is still being used?? Holy fuck.

aruges93 12

I didn't want to say bitch and get kicked off or something

Get kicked off of a website called Fuck My Life for saying bitch?

aruges93 12

Well idk I was just saying shit people calm down

cradle6 13

Good luck explaining yourself out of that one!

insertnameherr 11

NO! His daughter must never know about this. Ever.

I'm curious how you answered that.

Shit, got beaten out :/

Sir_ND_Pity 35

If I could, I'd play you a sad song because of the dumb mistake you made, OP, but my guitar is broken. Oh, hey! Can I borrow your G string? :P

Wow first time I really laughed at a comment on here

PMprotege 9

Lol good one

As long as it wasn't a C string, those things are ugly!!

36--what is a C string?!

kate12345678901 15

you sound fat

Apparently a c string is like a strapless thong, just a little flap of fabric that cover the lady-bits. I dunno how the hell it would stay on though.

RedPillSucks 31

Like a maxipad?

Now I can't get that image of a "seductive pose" out of my head.

FarFromSocial 9

we're in the same boat! what would make OP think his girlfriend wanted to see him in a thong even if it belonged to her..............Unless she's into that kinda stuff

I don't think he put the thing on, just posed with it...

FarFromSocial 9

#50 either way its still really odd i would feel some kind of way if my boyfriend sent me a picture of himself "posing" with my underwear

RpiesSPIES 27

And part 4, 7, 8 and 10