Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack. I picked it up, sniffed it and put it on my face as a joke. She replied with, "Those are my mother's." FML
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Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML
Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
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teamlightskin 14
Ewww : / i mean they were clean but still....thats gross!!
maz95 17
Bet you won't be looking at her mother the same way again.
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Comments (104)
Epikouros 31
Haven't you heard of proprioception, Doc? For those of you who haven't been to med school, that's awareness of your own body (from the inside).
Pleonasm 35
Exactly Doc, hipster senses. These also include, an innate sense of what is god-awful, and associating with it anyway, an uncanny sense of superiority, and the sense of not being able to see past your own ass. You've probably never heard of them.
SweetasCandy0609 28
that's so gross and very weird I think this should be your girlfriend' s fml, today many boyfriend came over and creeped me out by smelling underwears and puutting them on his face, they were my mom's fml.
WeAreRisen 6
Please. If you're going to write a counter FML, at least make sure it has equal to or better grammar than the actual FML itself.
nabesh 5
kinky
DjeePee 24
Wow, my mistake has almost led to more comments than the actual FML. Sorry OP!
perdix 29
If you liked it, you now have a back-up plan if things don't work out with your girlfriend. ;) MILF!
jsanchez89 5
Haha. Dumbass
markuskind 7
It was a harmless joke, calm your ****
FameNFortune 12
You enjoyed it . Don't lie
KingMomo360 13
What the **** is wrong with you? That's just gross.