By dude - 24/03/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML
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MonkeySpeaks 4
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Honestly, have you not learned to never take out your wallet or show how much cash you have on the streets? Thats just basic.

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Bubs_fml 0
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Gotta watch out for that Falcon Punch. Even homeless women can do it.

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Brandy_RazorSpan 0
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Really? how dose one let something like that happen?

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dabears4life 0
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people can do some crazy shit on drugs... trust me I used to work in a rehab facility.

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jellycorn 13
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What I find odd is that he knew exactly how tall she was.

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chris4u2nv5 19
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You sir, need some Jenny Craig or P90X

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mathews666 0
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Bubs_fml 0
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Gotta watch out for that Falcon Punch. Even homeless women can do it.

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blkwhtrbbt 0
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WIN. what an awesome comment.

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Serial 2
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every bum knows how to fight

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MonkeySpeaks 4
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Honestly, have you not learned to never take out your wallet or show how much cash you have on the streets? Thats just basic.

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reras89 0
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That's why you don't give a bum money unless you have spare change in your pocket. Why the hell would you expose your wallet. YDI.

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Anonymus101 4
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LOL, YDI for getting your ass kicked by a woman a foot smaller then you.

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AnneFTW 17
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Hahaha! I'm sorry for laughing at you but this is just too funny! XD

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mootimee 0
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Yes, I'm sure that as you got the shit beaten out of you, you took out your measuring tape to record that this bum was 5'0, exactly.

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greenman_fml 0
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i have no clue how a 5 foot woman could beat you up. i'm sure there was a way to defend yourself. punch her in the face, run away, punt her, step on her. whatever it takes

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