Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML
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MonkeySpeaks
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Honestly, have you not learned to never take out your wallet or show how much cash you have on the streets? Thats just basic.
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Bubs_fml
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Gotta watch out for that Falcon Punch. Even homeless women can do it.
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Brandy_RazorSpan
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Really? how dose one let something like that happen?
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someone2me2
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does
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cutebuttshorty
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what's a bum???
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blankaex
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Hobo (homeless)
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dabears4life
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people can do some crazy shit on drugs... trust me I used to work in a rehab facility.
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jellycorn
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What I find odd is that he knew exactly how tall she was.
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chris4u2nv5
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You sir, need some Jenny Craig or P90X
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mathews666
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Bubs_fml
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Gotta watch out for that Falcon Punch. Even homeless women can do it.
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blkwhtrbbt
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WIN. what an awesome comment.
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Serial
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every bum knows how to fight
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GiddyXD
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true dat.
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MonkeySpeaks
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Honestly, have you not learned to never take out your wallet or show how much cash you have on the streets? Thats just basic.
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reras89
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That's why you don't give a bum money unless you have spare change in your pocket. Why the hell would you expose your wallet. YDI.
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Anonymus101
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LOL, YDI for getting your ass kicked by a woman a foot smaller then you.
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AnneFTW
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Hahaha! I'm sorry for laughing at you but this is just too funny! XD
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mootimee
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Yes, I'm sure that as you got the shit beaten out of you, you took out your measuring tape to record that this bum was 5'0, exactly.
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SenoraC
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I would.
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greenman_fml
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i have no clue how a 5 foot woman could beat you up. i'm sure there was a way to defend yourself. punch her in the face, run away, punt her, step on her. whatever it takes