FML : Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my...

212

Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dude - / Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:52 / United States

Money

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By MonkeySpeaks | 4

#56415 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 01:06

Honestly, have you not learned to never take out your wallet or show how much cash you have on the streets? Thats just basic.

By Bubs_fml | 0

#56406 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 01:05

Gotta watch out for that Falcon Punch. Even homeless women can do it.

Comments

By Brandy_RazorSpan | 0

#56392 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 01:03

Really? how dose one let something like that happen?

someone2me2 | 1

#971008 - Tuesday 30 March 2010 11:19

does

cutebuttshorty | 0

#984655 - Sunday 25 April 2010 02:35

what's a bum???

blankaex | 0

#987437 - Sunday 2 May 2010 05:15

Hobo (homeless)

dabears4life | 0

#2979435 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 11:23

people can do some crazy shit on drugs... trust me I used to work in a rehab facility.

jellycorn | 13

#4707570 - Thursday 19 July 2012 01:17

What I find odd is that he knew exactly how tall she was.

chris4u2nv5 | 16

#5885109 - Saturday 15 March 2014 02:03

You sir, need some Jenny Craig or P90X

By mathews666 | 0

#56398 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 01:04

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

By Bubs_fml | 0

#56406 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 01:05

Gotta watch out for that Falcon Punch. Even homeless women can do it.

blkwhtrbbt | 0

#811968 - Sunday 31 January 2010 09:03

WIN. what an awesome comment.

By Serial_fml | 0

#56412 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 01:06

every bum knows how to fight

GiddyXD | 0

#980657 - Saturday 17 April 2010 12:01

true dat.

By MonkeySpeaks | 4

#56415 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 01:06

Honestly, have you not learned to never take out your wallet or show how much cash you have on the streets? Thats just basic.

By reras89 | 0

#56418 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 01:06

That's why you don't give a bum money unless you have spare change in your pocket. Why the hell would you expose your wallet. YDI.

By Anonymus101 | 0

#56433 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 01:10

LOL, YDI for getting your ass kicked by a woman a foot smaller then you.

By AnneFTW | 17

#56436 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 01:10

Hahaha! I'm sorry for laughing at you but this is just too funny! XD

By mootimee | 0

#56437 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 01:10

Yes, I'm sure that as you got the shit beaten out of you, you took out your measuring tape to record that this bum was 5'0, exactly.

SenoraC | 0

#1303011 - Thursday 26 August 2010 12:29

I would.

By greenman_fml | 0

#56441 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 01:11

i have no clue how a 5 foot woman could beat you up. i'm sure there was a way to defend yourself. punch her in the face, run away, punt her, step on her. whatever it takes