Awkward conversation ahead

By IHateMyself - 21/07/2021 18:01

Today, my boyfriend returned from University after 8 months away. He says he cannot wait to see me. The whole half an hour ride to his home, I was shaking like a leaf. I’m still sitting his driveway because I don’t know how to tell him that I’m 5 months pregnant. Yes, I’m showing. A LOT. FML
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Aurora25 29

totally your fault. absolutely disgusting

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UniUni 20

He seems like a good man and I hope he leaves your ass

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Aurora25 29

totally your fault. absolutely disgusting

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UniUni 20

He seems like a good man and I hope he leaves your ass

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RichardPencil 30

You can't possibly know that. He could have been banging chicks at college all along. We just don't know.

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UniUni 20

Context clues could tell us that he's a great person who's been dying to see her, if you can't get that, then that's on you

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Jon Tessler 14

I don't know why people down voted this. it isn't sparky, and is a truthful statement based on available information.

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mha8649 8

one is hypothetical, and one is factual. There is a difference.

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Thaylok 17

That would have been the time to call him and break up so you could go be with baby-daddy.

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mike3775 35

Why did you say you could ha die a long distance relationship to him 8 months prior, when you had zero intention of being faithful?

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longnight83 8

The part of me that can't look away from a train wreck kind of wants a follow-up to the sheer level of "I f--ked up all of the things" that this FML (more like F HIS life) so clearly is...

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Levi2411 41

Your username is fitting OP, we hate you too.

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RichardPencil 30

Are you rehearsing how to say the word "cuckold?" Is it CUCK-old or COO-kold? Should you use the active or passive voice ("I cuckolded you" or "You've been cuckolded.") I can see how these grammar issues can be very stressful.

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AutisticPat 10

I’m truly sorry that you’re in such a mess. Facing the consequences for bad decisions can be terrifying. I hope that you learn from this situation. I doubt that you’re a “bad” person—you just made a horrible, horrible choice. TRIGGER WARNING: If you’re pregnant because you were assaulted...it’s not your fault AT ALL. Don’t hesitate to tell the authorities. I think that you’ll regret it if you don’t! You should tell your boyfriend (if you trust him); I imagine his support could increase the chance that your report will be believed. There are resources for victims in a number of countries. Look them up!

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Jodie Upton 6

You have gotten yourself into this mess and now it's time to face the consequences. You chose to wait to tell him when you had 5 months to say something. I really hope he realises he is worth more than this mess you've bestowed upon him.

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Squeezy Jibs 2

You totally deserve this. absolutely disgusting, OP.

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