Money: Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some...

By dude - 24/03/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:46 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By NotAsToughAsHeThinks - 14/02/2011 03:25 - United States

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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By unknown - 12/06/2013 17:33 - United States - Tulare

Today, I was walking to the gym when the woman in front of me dropped some cash. I picked it up and tried to get her attention. She saw the money and thought I was trying to pay her to sleep with me. FML

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By hobosarea-holes - 14/08/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML

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By who_could_it_be - 06/08/2009 13:35 - Canada

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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MonkeySpeaks 4

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:06

Honestly, have you not learned to never take out your wallet or show how much cash you have on the streets? Thats just basic.

Bubs_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:05

Gotta watch out for that Falcon Punch. Even homeless women can do it.

Comments

danesy 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:30

you deserved to be beat. your FML is sexist and you're dumb for flaunting your cash in front of a bum.

yeahreally 6

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:32

i guess bums are getting stronger everyday

ladedum 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:37

LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO FAIL FAIL FAIL!

zApplegalz 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:47

u shouldn't give out money to bums..you should go buy them something useful thatll help them survive. Like fruits or something if u pass by a store or a $2 bagel or something. that way they dont spend ur money on stupid stuff like drugs/booze.

lolol182 4

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:47

WIMP

Mr_Wong 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:47

Never give money to a hobo. Give them food instead, if that's what they claim they need the money for. Your doing the same thing just cutting out the chance that they'll spend it on booze or drugs.

jasonsexcema 3

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:49

you can't be carryin' around $200 in cash near bums my friend that sucks that you got beat up tho. FYL

zApplegalz 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:51

lol #56..we said the same thing..at the same time..and my last name is wong too..ODDDDD

JayDubbs 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:53

I'm not sure what's more pathetic. The homeless women or the people commenting on this FML. And #51 you're obviously the sexist for trying to construe this into something sexist. By the way, sucks what happened.