MonkeySpeaks

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

14%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

3%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

9%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

0%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

10%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

1%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

1%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

1%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

6%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

1%