By bigbum - Australia - Glenroy Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. It would have been great if he weren't drunk with a naked girl next to him. FML I agree, your life sucks 33000 You deserved it 2362 120 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lalalohan - United States Today, I was at a ballet recital with my friend, sitting between her and the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight white tights I whispered to my friend, "You can see his whole freaking package!" I'd whispered to the wrong side. FML I agree, your life sucks 13725 You deserved it 64160 63 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Poorlittlelady - United States - Birmingham Today, I was helping my elderly dementia client with her toilet. I reached in both front and back to pull up her pants for her. "Not too hard, nice and easy..." she said with a weird smile. I looked over to see I was actually pulling her nipple. FML I agree, your life sucks 3006 You deserved it 604 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lauren_rox - Canada Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants by my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML I agree, your life sucks 25308 You deserved it 13639 63 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By justagirl - United States - Roseville Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML I agree, your life sucks 41748 You deserved it 5855 93 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sandysmith - United States Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML I agree, your life sucks 16572 You deserved it 33929 167 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Today, my little sister put on some black eyeliner on my eyes. About half an hour later, my eyes started to hurt. Eyeliner never hurt for me; so I went to the bathroom to check it out. My sister wasn't using eyeliner. It was a black watercolor pencil. Now I have black bits inside my eyes. FML I agree, your life sucks 29197 You deserved it 6201 63 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kris - United States Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML I agree, your life sucks 33709 You deserved it 2742 76 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MUemma - United States Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML I agree, your life sucks 14803 You deserved it 48116 119 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 14/5/2020 05:00 Tricky situation Today, my roommate in our barracks posted trans hate-speech on Facebook. My choices are to report him and risk ending his military career, confront him and risk him finding out I'm trans, or do nothing and live in fear of him figuring me out. FML I agree, your life sucks 2041 You deserved it 465 49 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Again - United States - Pell City Today, I received my replacement debit card in the mail after losing my previous one. I've already lost my new one. FML I agree, your life sucks 12678 You deserved it 30058 65 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nicolette5785452 - United States Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML I agree, your life sucks 53714 You deserved it 13302 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By KittenShitz My reward Today, I felt accomplished after I cleaned the whole house alone, but then I stepped backwards to admire my work and stepped into a pile of dog poop. FML I agree, your life sucks 1667 You deserved it 306 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dumbassgrad - United States - El Monte Today, I accidentally left my textbook at home. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but today was my class final. Since it was an open-book final, I'd decided not to study for it. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML I agree, your life sucks 10323 You deserved it 38353 80 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML I agree, your life sucks 9160 You deserved it 61244 507 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By creepycrawley247 - United States - Ellington Today, after being nearly homeless and couch-hopping for the last few months, I finally signed a 1-year lease. When I got home, I was surprised to see a picture of my new complex on the front page of the newspaper. It turns out that they are fighting a serious bedbug infestation. FML I agree, your life sucks 47154 You deserved it 3791 72 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ricky - Canada Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "you jerk! Why are you mocking her? She has tourettes you know!" FML I agree, your life sucks 52993 You deserved it 40751 209 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Singapore - Singapore Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML I agree, your life sucks 58084 You deserved it 7575 68 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By KaityK - United States Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML I agree, your life sucks 18195 You deserved it 4993 44 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LoveMeMother Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 2504 You deserved it 316 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By emptypockets - 28/6/2020 17:00 Rich people problems Today, after spending thousands of dollars on remodelling and painting our house, making it exactly how we wanted it, my husband's grandma passed away, leaving us her house. I’m debating on ripping everything out and taking it to the new house my hubby is so eager to move into now. FML I agree, your life sucks 1487 You deserved it 325 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ilikeirishducks - Italy Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML I agree, your life sucks 51714 You deserved it 21045 278 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kate9871 Mr. Nice Guy Today, while driving home, a jeep hit the back of my car. When I got home and told my boyfriend, he acted concerned but still wanted to know what was for dinner. I think I have whiplash, can't stop shaking from the shock and he's practically already waiting at the dinner table. FML I agree, your life sucks 1691 You deserved it 306 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Noname - United States Today, I fell down a flight of stairs onto cement and had to get stitches in my knee. The class I was running to was Buddhist Philosophy where I was supposed to give a presentation on how we all need to slow down and stop rushing through life. FML I agree, your life sucks 25180 You deserved it 62464 86 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Olympia Sorry Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML I agree, your life sucks 63671 You deserved it 5061 131 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - South Africa Pragmatic Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML I agree, your life sucks 24545 You deserved it 4811 138 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - Toronto Today, two customers complained about the shitty service they received from my coworkers. I apologized and asked about the complaint. Their issues were legitimate and I promised to pass them on. They demanded to speak to my manager and my coworkers got in trouble. Now they think I'm a snitch. FML I agree, your life sucks 14776 You deserved it 1527 39 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AtLeastTheyreClean - Australia - Melbourne Today, after hours of protesting and tantrums, I finally got my kids to clean their rooms. They're all really proud of themselves and enjoying all the extra space. I'm stuck with the three extra loads of laundry they found in there. FML I agree, your life sucks 5893 You deserved it 2078 27 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 3/8/2020 20:01 Childlike Today, I asked my fiance for some attention. He licked my cheek and attached himself to my leg. He's 34 years old. FML I agree, your life sucks 1087 You deserved it 447 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By gonads Banana-nana fo-fo-nads Today, I was playing baseball. My full name is Nadeene, my nickname is Dee, but people have started calling me Nads. Someone yelled out "Go Nads" as I went up to bat. Guess what my new nickname is? FML I agree, your life sucks 3354 You deserved it 291 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sinceresally Today, I finally got the courage to ask my workmate about her tattoo. She's been in the office for 4 months and I'd always wondered why she had a red cheese grater tattooed on her arm. So I asked. Turns out it's a lady's shoe. She walked away from me and never talked to me again. FML I agree, your life sucks 7201 You deserved it 1337 23 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ryan - United States Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I dated smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML I agree, your life sucks 19392 You deserved it 58840 313 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By pridekills - United States - Mulberry Today, my co-worker told me I should stop smoking cigarettes because it makes my breath "smell like shit" and makes my teeth look as yellow as corn. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life. FML I agree, your life sucks 29082 You deserved it 8986 138 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By oneloveliz Today, I was watching my dog via security camera live feed, when my roommate came in completely naked to make breakfast for himself. FML I agree, your life sucks 3364 You deserved it 1529 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AmPatt - United States - Grand Junction Today, despite driving extremely slowly and cautiously, we slid off the road due to ice and snow. The car hit a rock and the airbags deployed. We were in my 3-month-old car because the engine in my husband's truck blew last week. Merry Christmas to us. FML I agree, your life sucks 8645 You deserved it 770 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, trying to be cute, my boyfriend threw a snowball at me. This would have been fine had it not been hard enough to break my glasses. As a college student, I have to choose between eating for the next two weeks or replacing them. FML I agree, your life sucks 32868 You deserved it 2966 145 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia - Abbotsford Today, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell my psycho clinger of an ex that I still like her. It had only been a few months since she finally stopped stalking me. FML I agree, your life sucks 23846 You deserved it 1640 42 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML I agree, your life sucks 4114 You deserved it 253 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By danny Today, while working at a chain restaurant, I forgot to charge someone a few dollars for extra toppings on the side. My stingy boss took the time to take that money out of my paycheck. FML I agree, your life sucks 2688 You deserved it 605 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Today, I got a reply to my Valentine's Day card that I sent to my girlfriend. I'll get the address right next time because her neighbor is really creeping me out now. FML I agree, your life sucks 11027 You deserved it 23602 39 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Phillycheeze | 20 #7723002 - Wednesday 14 November 2018 2:29 Gotta love a dog that is proud of his work. Send a private message 2 0 Reply
By Charlie Given | 23 #7723009 - Wednesday 14 November 2018 2:52 LMFAO the look on the dogs face says yup it was me 🤣 Send a private message 1 0 Reply
By Phillycheeze | 20 #7723002 - Wednesday 14 November 2018 2:29 Gotta love a dog that is proud of his work. Send a private message 2 0 Reply
By Charlie Given | 23 #7723009 - Wednesday 14 November 2018 2:52 LMFAO the look on the dogs face says yup it was me 🤣 Send a private message 1 0 Reply
By Glowworm56 | 25 #7723475 - Thursday 15 November 2018 3:07 "Yup, it was me and if I had to do it all over again, it would be me too!" Send a private message 1 0 Reply
Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much... I agree, your life sucks 435 You deserved it 105 6 Comments
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 875 You deserved it 45 7 Comments