Intimacy: Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my...

By asleepinclass - 16/03/2009 17:18 - Poland

Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather weirdly and the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML

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By yogabbagabba - 03/09/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML

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By Biggest Jerk - 14/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML

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By teepee - 13/11/2009 15:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

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By Noname - 18/03/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2020 13:31 - India - Delhi

Today, I fell asleep in the middle of an online class. Now everyone calls me Sleeping Beauty. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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lexii29 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:59

hey, maybe you'll get an A in that class..

dwights 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:03

Bow chicka wow wowwwwww if your a guy "hey Mrs Sanner wanna see my Civil war cannon ;)"

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Checkitawwt 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:58

LMAO. Well what'd s/he have to say afterwards?

BlueJeans2626 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 6:14

I bet he got really turned on by that I think someones getting an A in history

KingDingALing 9

Sunday 14 February 2010 6:55

this is exactly why im afraid to sleep during class...

Lozza111 0

Monday 8 March 2010 7:56

yeah, I know what u mean, I'm afraid to sleep anywhere incase I say something...

toaster468 0

Friday 16 July 2010 3:51

he left cause he got hard...

AshleyTay 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 2:48

wonder what the dream was about.

htb2050 11

Monday 25 April 2011 22:55

I do the same. today I was dozed off a couple of times in library but tried my best not to sleepp

K4neIgnTon_Mill3 5

Monday 19 August 2013 21:36

Hopefully a "Donny Burger"(Thats my Boy) kinda sit. ;)

Muskrat777 13

Saturday 30 April 2016 5:17

Or maybe a D ; )

lexii29 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:59

hey, maybe you'll get an A in that class..

ekim300 26

Wednesday 4 March 2015 18:17

It looks like she wants the teacher to give her a D though.

slutmuffin 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:00

So...are you a guy or a girl? And is your teacher a guy or a girl? That is quite amusing, though.

tino9824 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 9:05

op is a girl, if that changes anything. :)

Excellence 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:01

What kind of dream was it? Was it sexual in any way, or did it just happen to involve your history teacher?

Yinzernation87 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:02

wow lol it must of been a good dream

CaptainDDL 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:03

Hahahaha that sucks.

dwights 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:03

Bow chicka wow wowwwwww if your a guy "hey Mrs Sanner wanna see my Civil war cannon ;)"

haha08 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:04

well is the teacher hot at least?

mmmarissa 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:06

lmaoo #7 made me giggle

urbanrendezvous 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:07

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