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Foul

By Embarrassed - 20/01/2023 18:00

Today, I rushed home, barged into the bathroom, and released the biggest, most foul mudmonkeys ever, complete with noises. I came out and my brother and his hot friends, including the one I have a crush on, were all laughing. My brother told me, “Don’t forget to Lysol spray.' FML

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Chazzster 26

Friday 20 January 2023 21:49

Contrary to popular belief girls and women do poop… And always use the bathroom fan and air spray.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 23 January 2023 3:00

Mud monkeys? That's a new one for me.

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Chazzster 26

Friday 20 January 2023 21:49

Contrary to popular belief girls and women do poop… And always use the bathroom fan and air spray.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 23 January 2023 3:00

Mud monkeys? That's a new one for me.

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