Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML
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Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend went through my phone while I was in the bathroom, to check if I was cheating. I'm not. He was looking for some leverage for when he told me he's been fucking my best friend for the last year, he could use something against me. FML
Today, I tried to go to my Hotmail account on my boyfriend's computer. When I typed in "hot", a big history list came down. It was all "Hot single mom looking for a good lay" Craigslist ads. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML
Today, I realized that my fiancée is using our son to make sure we can't have sex. He's two years-old and hasn't once slept in his own bed or crib. FML
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Fedor_is_KING 0
You should confront him by answering the ad, or you could chop his dick off while he sleeps. Either one would be pretty funny.
crazeelife12 0
so what was playing?
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Comments (309)
Ajjas013 6
You blow Oprah's fat ass out of the water :)
benen 0
it could be a fake pic dumby that's what rapist do
Xxdom4073xX 0
It could be, but you seem to be, like 12, either way. Even if it was "fake" the girl in the picture could rape me any day.
Monikabug 9
Who the hell posts a fake picture? What would the point in that be?
bmalley 0
look online for guys, beat him at his own game. a girl can bang 10 guys in the amount of time he can score one.
mirkayscar 0
oh man... FYL!!!! that sucks!!! I'd drop kick him!!
benen 0
she looks 17 but she's actually 11 or 40 or something around that but she could rape me too
Monikabug 9
19, actually. Creep.
benen 0
screw u snickerdoodles( aka the gayest name possible)
Ajjas013 6
You found it! :D Congrats! By the way, what is benen? It sounds like a cure for HIV/AIDS. Not that you have AIDS, maybe you do, I don't judge.
benen 0
grrrrrrr I like pie
benen 0
lol my real names ben I just added another en and by the way snickerdoodles u bein gay just gives me another reason to hate u cuz ur a sinner :D gay lol
Ajjas013 6
Oh Ben? That's a whole different story. That's the cure for herpes :) Let me know when this guy pulls his head out of his ass and opens his eyes to the gay-right alotted United States of America under Obama, snick.
benen 0
I don't hate gays I hate lesbos
benen 0
better watch out Monica snicker has a crush on u haha creeeeeeeeeerpy
Monikabug 9
Says the boy who bashed me 2 posts ago. Keep your tips to yourself. Thanks.
MQ_was_here 0
Benen? Seriously, just kindly shut the **** up. Reading your posts just makes me wanna bash my head against a wall. You're what? 5-years-old? gtfoh.
aardvarkish 16
@ benen, can you even find Lesbos on a map?
thoughtcrimeno1 0
benen raped and killed a man in 1999! thereafter his mental capacity has greatly diminished thanks to a diet of froot loops, gummy bears and repeated doses of low-grade beaver tranqulizer.
benen 0
you know!!!! umm never mind why u all hatin on me alls I did was call snickerdoodles annoying
MQ_was_here 0
Dobbypop, don't feed the trolls. Benen-shenen.
DGross 8
silly people... little benen hasn't even deployed his balls yet... how is he supposed to understand the concept of sexual orientation...
jakeomatic 0
Homosexuals are gay.
VeryNice329 0
no no those are amazing cookies
benen 0
lol u guys are all fags trying to protect strangers lol fagggggggggssssss
benen 0
dooshbags gays are gay straight are straight and I'm sure all of u who are trying to defend snickerdoodles ur probably gay too and fat. also I don't have any thing against monica so why don't u all *** off and get a life k? it's not my fault u all are stuck up snobs who like to stand up for people they know nothing about so get a boyfriend/girlfriend lose some weight and stop being ball biters and by the way alls I did was call snickerdoodle annoying but of course Monika had to butt in
ayva_x 0
Poor you : (
Erindub 0
Bitch then you'd better get on your knees...AND QUICK!
benen 0
I'm not a creep I'm awesome I'm not a troll I'm a bagel ok a bagel not a troll alright...
iBrittanyy 17
Thats horrible :[ fyl
Xxdom4073xX 0
Holy shit, she's human! She made a typo, in a good mood today snickers?