****, does this mean we have to go steal a baby now?

To the orphanage!

Just buy a pregnancy test.. but imagine if the results were positive... FYL.

#43 - how dare you post under my comment!

Wow haha the poor girl!

46 - "Nobody's allowed to reply to my comments. NOBODY!"

Haha I only said that because their comment had nothing to do with mine :p

Why is everyone thumbing down neld's thread-jacker put down comment? Is it suddenly okay to do?

That's because the person under you was replying to the same person you were replying to....seriously, that stupid?

Yeah because only babies have names. When a human reaches puberty they're assigned a number.

So what if they are? Just look at the Rugrats, it's a completely viable idea.

7 - that's actually a decent idea for a dystopian novel.

It was a very good idea. You should write that dystopian novel, but make sure you do it under the pseudonym "Ayn Rand". I just made that name up. Trust me. No, don't google it.

Very good reverse psych!! Lol

There is a lot of objectivism coming from you Doc

"The Giver" is a novel about a dystopian society where the children have numbers. :D

I think you're thinking of a different book, there's no numbers in The Giver. The main characters name was Jonas.

7, you are right, I'm #1717

Well if you go to jail... inmate #19105194

Actually 110,111 you are both right. In the Giver a child is given a name when they turn 1, however before that they are given/called a number.

Or OP's boyfriend just really wants to be a father and was overcome by excitement when he saw the baby names on the computer screen. If so, he was too joyful to ask her why she was on that website and jumped to conclusions.

3- Is your user from the movie Lion King 2? I just noticed...

She did try to tell him that what he thought was true wasn't, in fact, the truth; he wouldn't listen to her and instead, rushed to tell his parents. Like I said, telling RIGHT AWAY. Of course, if se was pregnant they should tell their parents.

Keeping it secret for ~3 months is a great idea, in case the pregnancy doesn't take. It's better than having to tell all of your friends and family about your miscarriage.

GTFO

Seriously, what chapter do I force a rake up your Ass?

Any chapter you like A, any chapter you like :)

Shut up, button your shirt, and remove your phone number from your FML profile.

All suggestions of course. You could do none of those things and remain a tool, for all I care.

Hahaha oh I love you for commenting that. I was thinking the same then boom its already said :)

^^^ Technically his jacket zips... Just saying.

Because its always good to lie about a pregnancy... Are you crazy?