Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML
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Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend went through my phone while I was in the bathroom, to check if I was cheating. I'm not. He was looking for some leverage for when he told me he's been fucking my best friend for the last year, he could use something against me. FML
Today, I tried to go to my Hotmail account on my boyfriend's computer. When I typed in "hot", a big history list came down. It was all "Hot single mom looking for a good lay" Craigslist ads. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML
Today, I realized that my fiancée is using our son to make sure we can't have sex. He's two years-old and hasn't once slept in his own bed or crib. FML
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Fedor_is_KING 0
You should confront him by answering the ad, or you could chop his dick off while he sleeps. Either one would be pretty funny.
crazeelife12 0
so what was playing?
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Comments (309)
bordercolliemom 0
#83 u r a sexist male and single
xvolt 0
trust your man enough to not look at his history and maybe he will sex you when you're preggo and undesirable.
Kimi_kobayashi 0
If your fiance is one of those guys that just can't commit, Instead of staying together "for the child" you can't let yourself be hurt by this man just because you want your baby to have a father. I grew up with a dad that cheated on my mom constantly, then suddenly he left us without even saying goodbye. We have an okay relationship now, but i'm glad he left when he did because my mom went from being miserable to being happy, and she became a better mom as a result of him leaving. So don't feel afraid to go it alone if you are sure that he is never going to commit to you, because a child is better off with one happy mother, rather than 2 miserable parents that hate each other.
itz_towelie 6
or 2 mothers? that way everyones happy
muffinsareyummy 1
I'm so sorry. :/
GenevieveL 0
*discreet
momoko71 0
Wat does YDI mean??
benen 0
you deserve it
breannac 1
you da idiot :)
GymnasticsQueen 0
If he can do that and not feel guilty, he obviously isn't the one you are ment to be with. I hope I don't sound nasty or rude when I say this, but leave him. Let him have his s***ks and find somebody worth your time. There is somebody more deserving of your love out there somewhere, you just need to find him. You could still let him visit your child, but don't stay with him. You and your child will be better off without him. Find somebody who cares for you, but don't cut him out of your child's life completely unless it is truly necessary.
bostonfan696 0
http://www.ihatesammi.com/index.php?id=4ca7d0a77fa4195a3f0aca93657ff310
benen 0
omg get back to the kitchen now u little babies
PurelyHabit 0
Nosy much? Yea, It's bad that he was looking for an affair. But if you dont trust him enough to check the history of his phone's internets browser? Then that relationship is definitely not going to work. I'm not saying you should turn a blind eye to suspicious activity, just that's taking it a little too far. . . in my opinion. Still, he is def an a-hole. FYL.