Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML
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Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend went through my phone while I was in the bathroom, to check if I was cheating. I'm not. He was looking for some leverage for when he told me he's been fucking my best friend for the last year, he could use something against me. FML
Today, I tried to go to my Hotmail account on my boyfriend's computer. When I typed in "hot", a big history list came down. It was all "Hot single mom looking for a good lay" Craigslist ads. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML
Today, I realized that my fiancée is using our son to make sure we can't have sex. He's two years-old and hasn't once slept in his own bed or crib. FML
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Fedor_is_KING 0
You should confront him by answering the ad, or you could chop his dick off while he sleeps. Either one would be pretty funny.
crazeelife12 0
so what was playing?
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Comments (309)
Gazoooo 0
Maybe he was checkin to make sure you're number wasn't in one of the ads. You forgot to mention what you do for a living. Bwa ha ha ha ha. He he ha ha.
angela_gail2010 0
omg that's so awful. hunny I'm sorry. try to work things out. if he's already cheated then leave him.
blastvortex 3
Why'd you let yourself go so far as to get knocked up by him?
brff15 0
YOU GOT NOTHING TO FEAR 99.99% OF THOSE ADDS ARE FAKE!!!!!
Basballplaya16 4
what a retard he should have cleared the cookies on it. then he wouldn't have been caught.
Brittanysway420 0
Leave him! It isn't worth the heart ache, you can raise your child without being with him!
benen 0
what about the other guy? plus I shall never stop!!! I don't care what retarded strangers think of me :Ohhhh
jbadvocacy 2
Leave him and take him to court for child support. You have all the ammo you need against him. Just make sure you take screenshots of this stuff.
iraqagainfuck 0
@ 12 check your spelling grammar nazi oh and um GET IN THA KITCHEN
sarah4400 0
I am so sorry!! this is terrible i hate that so many fml posts are about cheating boyfriends/fiances/husbands where are all the good men?