Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML
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Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend went through my phone while I was in the bathroom, to check if I was cheating. I'm not. He was looking for some leverage for when he told me he's been fucking my best friend for the last year, he could use something against me. FML
Today, I tried to go to my Hotmail account on my boyfriend's computer. When I typed in "hot", a big history list came down. It was all "Hot single mom looking for a good lay" Craigslist ads. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML
Today, I realized that my fiancée is using our son to make sure we can't have sex. He's two years-old and hasn't once slept in his own bed or crib. FML
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Fedor_is_KING 0
You should confront him by answering the ad, or you could chop his dick off while he sleeps. Either one would be pretty funny.
crazeelife12 0
so what was playing?
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Comments (309)
fits138 0
lol! <3 mercy.
mandude21 0
sucky
mymoosecapades 0
Yup! I hate Craigslist! Same damn thing happened to me!! Damn Craigslist and their hookers!!!
opalquean 0
Hey, not to say it's at all acceptable for guys to cheat, but lets not jump right to calling women hookers, okay? Just because a woman wants sex without a relationship doesn't mean she's immoral. The people you are referring to as hookers probably had no desire to cause anyone any pain by enabling a cheater. There may be specific women who don't care and act badly by sleeping with men in committed relationships, but lets not generalize about Craigslist "hookers." Focus the anger on the real jerks here, namely the guys who cheat.
bibobobonnor 8
#243 she didn't say the women wanted to cause her pain so don't you make assumptions when something wasn't said
bibobobonnor 8
#243 never mind that comment was on another comment
Duran40 0
**** him better
okieraider71 4
Notice how FML posts have completely turned into a beauty contest, based on profile pics? I kind of have a long face, big ears, multiple-racial colors and big nostrils. But you ought to see my eyes up close (especially when you give me carrots).
Monikabug 9
@228, in any given contest, I would gladly forfeit to you. I can not possibly win against those ears. :)
itz_towelie 6
i don't see your picture for some reason, but im getting the feeling you might be a rabbit?
DogmaT_fml 4
hey what if he was trying to set his son up? lol
CharlotteRx 4
I guess those women aren't so discrete after all
penpal33 7
Nice Advice Snicks ... Good to see you are Adapting :-)
cbx_fml 0
I have a feeling this one is related to : http://www.fmylife.com/love/8954955
sterrizzill 0
ydi for not keeping your man happy in bed. He's probay really stressed out over having to provide for a whole family now and if you're not putting out that just makes it worse. last I checked blow jobs were widely enjoyed by all men as a substitute for sex and no matter how pregnant you are they still work the same way. I got two kids myself these are very stressful times for both soon to be mom AND dad.