Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML
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Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend went through my phone while I was in the bathroom, to check if I was cheating. I'm not. He was looking for some leverage for when he told me he's been fucking my best friend for the last year, he could use something against me. FML
Today, I tried to go to my Hotmail account on my boyfriend's computer. When I typed in "hot", a big history list came down. It was all "Hot single mom looking for a good lay" Craigslist ads. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML
Today, I realized that my fiancée is using our son to make sure we can't have sex. He's two years-old and hasn't once slept in his own bed or crib. FML
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Fedor_is_KING 0
You should confront him by answering the ad, or you could chop his dick off while he sleeps. Either one would be pretty funny.
crazeelife12 0
so what was playing?
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Comments (309)
Totenglocke 0
As much as I despise cheaters, obviously the OP isn't taking care of his sexual needs, so she kinda brought it on herself.
gman79 0
men, LOCK your phones to keep the nosy wives out
Monikabug 9
ツ Thank you, Catherine004. That was genuinely nice of you. I appreciate that. & I completely agree with the "get back in the kitchen" jokes. It's so old now.
wordgirl 0
So gross. You'd be better off without him. (and just because it's kind of begging to be said: You might have found out about his unwillingness to fully commit at a better time for you if you'd waited until you were married to get pregnant.) Next time you are thinking of getting into a serious relationship with a man, be very careful. It probably doesn't add to the stress you're feeling to have to wonder about what kind of parent this loser is going to be or if he's even going to be there for you at the end of a very vulnerable time when you need him most. If men had to carry babies, they'd probably be more mature...
heyred 11
I ignored the "fake listing on match.com when I was pregnant ("I was just showing John how easy it is!). I ignored the browser history of looking for singles in our town. When I confronted him about a racy email exchange, he denied a physical affair but admitted to an "emotional affair." Bottom line: don't be stupid, don't tolerate that crap, pregnant or not.
gman79 0
hey boys set up a prvate user acct on the computer
benen 0
stop whining and get back to the kitchen
Monikabug 9
Ben, find another Post to troll on. 'Kay? Thanks! ツ
aeliz 0
This is so ridiculously sad. it infurates me. the amount of people in this world who cheat, and the people who allow them to cheat is disgusting.
strength413 8
soooo... hypothetically, if i had a girlfriend and were to tell you that you were extremely attractive, that would disgust you, right? ... purely hypothetical.
nynjsoldierboy 0
Oh sweetie, I'm so sorry. Get rid of his cheating ass. You'll be better off with him as a steady paycheck.
opalquean 0
Thank you to the people pointing out the extreme annoyingness of the "get back in the kitchen" jokes! Once or twice it might have been funny. Now it's just amazingly sexist and annoying. And for the record, I like having snickerdoodles around, saves me the trouble of being the grammar Nazi myself! (A comment that admittedly belongs above, but I'm being lazy.)