Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML
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Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend went through my phone while I was in the bathroom, to check if I was cheating. I'm not. He was looking for some leverage for when he told me he's been fucking my best friend for the last year, he could use something against me. FML
Today, I tried to go to my Hotmail account on my boyfriend's computer. When I typed in "hot", a big history list came down. It was all "Hot single mom looking for a good lay" Craigslist ads. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML
Today, I realized that my fiancée is using our son to make sure we can't have sex. He's two years-old and hasn't once slept in his own bed or crib. FML
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Fedor_is_KING 0
You should confront him by answering the ad, or you could chop his dick off while he sleeps. Either one would be pretty funny.
crazeelife12 0
so what was playing?
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Strictly 0
You went looking for it didn't you?
Bcarr91 0
atleast he wasn't looking for descreet men... just saying
jessierollis 0
it is messed up. I know how it feels to be in ur shoes I didn't even know I was pregnant at the time when it happen. I gave him an ultimatium. and he chose to straighten out. we have been married almost two years now and have an adorable little boy. talk to him. tell him how it makes you feel. and ask him if he is ready for what's ahead for you two or if he wants out. no woman is defined by any man by no means but is defined on her strength to handle what life throws her way.
kyliebeatriz08 0
Well, I guess u have to experience pregnancy before u can talk about how she feels, I'm pretty sure that the least thing that she needs is to find her boyfriend looking online for other girls or even worst, to find it out when she is all excited looking for a movie to watch together. FYL op, I would definetely talk to him seriously and watch him closely.
nicolebenaa 0
awh:(
kmurphy12 0
That's really rough, i'm sorry to hear that especially since you are pregnant that is even worse on your part for your health and for the babies health. I wish you the best of luck.
Cynical_AbInitio 0
I think when your as rich as Oprah is, you can be as overweight as you want. Then you can go buy a solid gold scale set to 115 pounds so you don't feel bad about it.
iamtwiggyme 0
Were you really looking up movie times or is this your excuse to cover up the fact that you were snooping? It sucks that he was on Craigslist looking for other women while you're pregnant but you shouldn't be snooping through his phone either.
ohmycece 0
@79 you definitely made me laugh out loud. FYL, but you don't know for certain.
itz_towelie 6
get back in the kitchen will always be funny despite what you think... and don't bother calling me a little boy, my mom told me i'm a big boy now thank you very much