By Anonymous - 22/5/2012 20:49 - Canada - Edmonton
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
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  Tali147  |  16

I would suggest running away. That sounds like the beginnings of a psychopath. Are "breeding hips" a good thing to have? I have never heard this expression.

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  MischievousV  |  8

Chosen to birth his children? That isn't a compliment. That's a creepy saying... You shouldn't go with any man like that. If you don't love him, run. Run and never look back.

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  lindora  |  31

You know, I've noticed recently that there are a lot of weird boyfriend fmls coming from Alberta. (I'm just noticing this because I'm albertan).

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  auzz1_pride  |  9

134) I'm sorry if I sound like a dick, but last time I checked there was no age limit for this site. And you are quite the role model for a 13 year old kid, good job

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  chellyX92  |  8

I never really thought of people who make their spouses love them and then openly speak about breeding with their spouse as romantic. I guess what ever floats your boat, your crazy boat.