Today, while preparing the house for company, I got a call that my sister had a heart attack and died. My wife's response? "Great! Now you're going to be no help to me at all!" FML
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soiree_fml
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FYL for having such an insensitive wife. Sorry about your sister :
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mrlucky4444
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you have great taste in women
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jheisonxD
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Blue_Coconuts
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You mean women?
It's mean, but she probably didn't really mean it. When my sister died, my ex was yelling at me because at first she didn't know (and I wasn't home from work because I was dealing with getting ready to go on Emergency Leave)... When she found out she hung up and didn't speak to me for a few hours because she didn't know what to do.. I'm sure she feels bad.
It's mean, but she probably didn't really mean it. When my sister died, my ex was yelling at me because at first she didn't know (and I wasn't home from work because I was dealing with getting ready to go on Emergency Leave)... When she found out she hung up and didn't speak to me for a few hours because she didn't know what to do.. I'm sure she feels bad.
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Jrook
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wow men??
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Monikabug
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Men? It was the woman who needs to be scolded! The wife to be exact.
OP, I am so sorry your sister died, I am sure that is hard on you and your family. As for your wife? I hope you jocked her right in her face. She is selfish and cruel, and you did not deserve her saying that to you!
It may be time to look into a divorce.
OP, I am so sorry your sister died, I am sure that is hard on you and your family. As for your wife? I hope you jocked her right in her face. She is selfish and cruel, and you did not deserve her saying that to you!
It may be time to look into a divorce.
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cater2U
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wow your wife is heartless. there come a time in most relationships where people f*ck up and are in need of a divorce. give me a call 1(800)no-bitch. again that number is 1(800)662-4824.(don't actually call)
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ReyEr9412
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That was just uncalled for. It would be imposible for the OP to overreact to that.
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alleyx3
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awww:( I'm sorry may she RIP
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Jlevrt
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you mean women?
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PandasRtheShit
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Your wife is a Bitch
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DGross
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So sorry to hear of your loss OP, may she rest in peace.
I think your wife just had one of those "what do I say" moments and the wrong thing slipped out. A death is never something to joke about, however, for now I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt and say she didn't mean it the way it came out and probably feels bad about it now.
I remember a few months ago a close friend of mine's dog died. When she told me (I didn't know the dog that well) I didn't know exactly what to say/do so I told her it would be ok and hugged her for a while, then we sat down and talked about him. It worked out but people are put in situations where they are so worried about saying the wrong thing that something unintended might come out.
Of course if she really didn't give a crap then you have some rather serous issues in that relationship to work out...
I think your wife just had one of those "what do I say" moments and the wrong thing slipped out. A death is never something to joke about, however, for now I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt and say she didn't mean it the way it came out and probably feels bad about it now.
I remember a few months ago a close friend of mine's dog died. When she told me (I didn't know the dog that well) I didn't know exactly what to say/do so I told her it would be ok and hugged her for a while, then we sat down and talked about him. It worked out but people are put in situations where they are so worried about saying the wrong thing that something unintended might come out.
Of course if she really didn't give a crap then you have some rather serous issues in that relationship to work out...
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ImaginaryFoe
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Agree with Monika. OP, my condolences. You probably already know your wife is a bitch. I wouldn't even think of entertaining after my husband received news like that much less deride my husband for not helping.
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Cynical_AbInitio
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Sounds to me like the Hangover 2 has a new contender for Stu's wife.
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giggity123
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horrible wife rip for sister
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knight0748
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totally slap that bitch and put her in place. you're grieving, it's excusable.
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ravensunnyd
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slot of people have been sowing this week in my town and aperently yours
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gun6slinger9
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I call fake because if my sister just died I would my come on fml to post what my wife said I would be hurrying to the hospital...
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Monikabug
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@97, rush to the hospital.. for what? His sister had already died.
And, also, I know the beginning of the post says "Today," but that does not necessarily mean that this literally happened today. It is standard on every post for it to start with that. So I seriously doubt that the first thing the OP did after his wife said that was Post this. Just throwing it out there.
And, also, I know the beginning of the post says "Today," but that does not necessarily mean that this literally happened today. It is standard on every post for it to start with that. So I seriously doubt that the first thing the OP did after his wife said that was Post this. Just throwing it out there.
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Justin714
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this couldn't have been the first time she's shown what a self centered b1tch she is. YDI for marrying her anyways
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deathcab7
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aww. im sorry op. and chyea, way to have support from your wife.. not.
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Kamens
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YDI for coming on here to tell the whole world about it.
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fisheatsbear
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slap a ho
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crazytoaster
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When they perfect sex robots, we've really got to do something about this women problem.
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Melkezidech
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Why are you in the kitchen with her?
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relyo
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Wouldn't have expected that reaction. How many sisters have you had die anyway?
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lotsologan
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ydi for having testicles.
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thatfeelsright
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tool
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Prototype12
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rape her....
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gomego87
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lol
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Intoxicunt
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#124:
I think we should do away with men as soon as they make robots that can...wait...what is it you're good for again? Other than eating, shitting, and doing other things any barnyard animal could do.*
*I don't mean all men; I mean the type of dumb excuse for a male that posts such a comment like that.
Besides, if you want all women gone, then the OP shouldn't mind his wife's remark because he shouldn't be grieving over his FEMALE sister.
I think we should do away with men as soon as they make robots that can...wait...what is it you're good for again? Other than eating, shitting, and doing other things any barnyard animal could do.*
*I don't mean all men; I mean the type of dumb excuse for a male that posts such a comment like that.
Besides, if you want all women gone, then the OP shouldn't mind his wife's remark because he shouldn't be grieving over his FEMALE sister.
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wa2_ev
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haha I love how the FML isn't about his sister dying , it's about the wife's reaction , wth op?
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VanessaVander
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omg that sucks a lot. ur wife's a bitch
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mrmystery96
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yoda time!
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rachness
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your pic is freaky. Like seriously you look so perfect it's like your a doll. it's scarin the crap outta me
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harryman04
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divorce that bitch!!
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subMortal7331
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5 dollars she goes to hell anyone?
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DenisTheMenace
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lol every1's baggin on jeison :p 'wow!!! men'
maybe just mayyyyyybe he meant women?? like he coulda just missed the the 'o' n write 'wmen' n his phone coulda auto corrected it?this has gone on too far..anyways op don't help your wife. fyl. my condolences to you and your diseased family member. :,/
maybe just mayyyyyybe he meant women?? like he coulda just missed the the 'o' n write 'wmen' n his phone coulda auto corrected it?this has gone on too far..anyways op don't help your wife. fyl. my condolences to you and your diseased family member. :,/
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MattCole
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@#1
I'm guessing that when you took the SATs, you did poorly on the reading comprehension part. If a short and simple FML post is too hard for you to grasp, I wonder how you even manage to get by in the world.
I'm guessing that when you took the SATs, you did poorly on the reading comprehension part. If a short and simple FML post is too hard for you to grasp, I wonder how you even manage to get by in the world.
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cuntwaffle
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fuck her!
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Ochi_fml
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rest in pandemonium!
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pipp360
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divorce the bi
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bufu8687
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If ANY situation calls for it, this is a perfect candidate
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YouFailForLife
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@ #154
How about you shut the fuck up. You need men for support you cant get from your friends/girlfriends, you need us to slap you when you get the fuck out of line, you need us to tell you what the fuck to cook us for dinner so your not completely worthless, you need us to pleasure you in ways you cant pleasure yourself, and lets face it...you cant open jars and fix things.
How about you shut the fuck up. You need men for support you cant get from your friends/girlfriends, you need us to slap you when you get the fuck out of line, you need us to tell you what the fuck to cook us for dinner so your not completely worthless, you need us to pleasure you in ways you cant pleasure yourself, and lets face it...you cant open jars and fix things.
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7USNavySailor
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what a whore!!!
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brightred919
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@228
That is the most sexist, egotistical comment I've ever seen posted. I hope no woman ever has the misfortune to have a relationship with an utter asshole like you and I wish you the very worst in life.
That is the most sexist, egotistical comment I've ever seen posted. I hope no woman ever has the misfortune to have a relationship with an utter asshole like you and I wish you the very worst in life.
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jarhead321
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where's chris brown when you need him
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nfsrocks
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dude it's ok she was just stressed she didn't really mean it
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JinxTheMagician
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I wld attack her
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rasellersjr
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not sure who the bigger b1tch is, 118 or your wife! my condolences op...
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DFA_1979
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way to take that joke literally...
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currah
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um you think he was gonna know her reaction to that when he married her? "oh shes gonna be a bitch when my sister dies oh well im gonna marry her anyways" yeah no. anyway sorry OP rip
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YANKSFAN4EVER
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oh shit!I'm sorry op divorce her ass
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theset3
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can my baby be in it!
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arin2009
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Ur so mean.... I would never wish bad on anyone!!!
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arin2009
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Ur so mean.... I would never wish bad on anyone!!!
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hollers444
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Ima call u
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mrlucky4444
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you have great taste in women
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BlueJeans2626
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good job on marrying such a nice woman!! :)
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dudefromnyc
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second!!!!
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soiree_fml
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FYL for having such an insensitive wife. Sorry about your sister :
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zemike_fml
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uhhh fuck. rip to your sister
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cocopuff96
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wow, your wife sounds meannn
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cocopuff96
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nvm I'd leave her. who wouldn't show a bit of sympothy. come on!
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LAO_fml
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whoever is saying that he deserved it is the biggest douche!
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saywaturcoco
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R.I.P ur sis!
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CadillacFrank_fml
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wife fail
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Sun_Kissed18
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Human fail is more like it
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TheBreaKer_fml
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totally wife fail
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mandyreid_
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my mom did this to me, she didn't believe that her daughter actually died.
just wait, she'll come around and then she'll feel like shit for saying that.
just wait, she'll come around and then she'll feel like shit for saying that.
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ChihiruLee
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Did you plan your own death?
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WordsOfHope
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Look what you've done now 12. You went and confused 46! Shame on you.
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ChihiruLee
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They have FML in heaven? Weird.
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TheBreaKer_fml
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what the??? im confused too
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krhymerp
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I like u
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Elenachka
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Perhaps it's possible that her mom has more than one daughter. Like omg! Did I just totes blow your mind?!?! Considering the fml is about someone's sister dying and a bad reaction when they tell someone (as well as the comment saying and "my mom did that to me"), I'm forced to break my "don't be a bitch" rule and say you're all morons.
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Eurosid
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Leave that bitch. Wow!