Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML
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Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend went through my phone while I was in the bathroom, to check if I was cheating. I'm not. He was looking for some leverage for when he told me he's been fucking my best friend for the last year, he could use something against me. FML
Today, I tried to go to my Hotmail account on my boyfriend's computer. When I typed in "hot", a big history list came down. It was all "Hot single mom looking for a good lay" Craigslist ads. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML
Today, I realized that my fiancée is using our son to make sure we can't have sex. He's two years-old and hasn't once slept in his own bed or crib. FML
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Fedor_is_KING 0
You should confront him by answering the ad, or you could chop his dick off while he sleeps. Either one would be pretty funny.
crazeelife12 0
so what was playing?
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Comments (309)
ubytch2much 3
one question. why were you looking thru the phones web browser history in the first place??
ImaginaryFoe 0
Every time a woman posts an FML like this, there is a different convoluted reason as to why she's snooping: looking up movie times, cleaning his place for him, searching for a pen, etc. Just admit you were snooping! You know it, we know it, and he'll know it as soon as you confront him!
ubytch2much 3
oh. and monkiabug. you got way too much time on your hands. get a life ugly
benen 0
yes!!!!!!!!!
Monikabug 9
I'm not ugly and I love my life. Thanks for playing! :)
Xxdom4073xX 0
Ben probably, doesn't love his life ^_^. Just a guess, the way he interacts via interwebs.
benen 0
I tolerate my life
KurouTenshi 0
your husbands a dumbass. he shoulda used he craigs app, that way it's faaar from the Internet browser! ;)
lucidlucia 0
at least he wasn't lookin for men.... just start calling him your 'Babydaddy'...
benen 0
oprahs not fat!!!!!!! she's obese lol
AstroPGH 0
sucks, doesn't it?
xokaitlyn94x3 0
maybe he was just curious . talk to him about it OP, hope all goes well, and congrats with the baby (:
yeahyeahgoof 0
that's what you get for snooping. now get back in the kitchen
benen 0
lol
failpie 0
YDI for looking at his phone.
theeBeezWaXx 0
hmm letss go fill out that child support paper