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  diet_otaku  |  0

vocabulary fail. "digital penile oscillation" makes it sound like he tried to electronically move his penis back and forth. just say "jerk off to porn," jesus.

  plexico  |  3

I think it means opening the laptop just a bit and sticking your dick in between the screen and keyboard, and thrusting away.

It's like having sex with a girl with vaginal shingles. Both activities require copious amounts of alcohol.

By  jonny2x4  |  0

The key word here is "attempted". He made an attempt to whack off. Since he was so drunk, he must have experience a case of "whiskey dick" and wan't able to get it up and just ended up passing out.