By masterfail - 04/10/2009 05:04 - United States

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Today, I woke up after a heavy night of drinking, with my laptop dead on my chest. Apparently, I had attempted a bit of digital penile oscillation, but passed out instead. FML
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KHADOOZLE 0

"DIGITAL PENILE OSCILLATION" WHAT THE **** DOES THIS MEAN? LIKE YOU TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR LAPTOP!!!

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stain33319 0

your misuse of large words makes you that much more of a failure.

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itouchguy360 3

ydi. if you can drink enough to pass out, you need profesonal help.

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GriefBacon 0

Everyone can drink enough to pass out. It's what alcohol does best. Douche.

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Poppycorn22 0

Good lord, have you never heard of the term binge drinking? How old ARE you?

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hhhhh_fml 1

"digital penile oscillation" wat

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painfuldiodes 0

it means he was jerking off to **** but passed out because he was so drunk

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diet_otaku 0

vocabulary fail. "digital penile oscillation" makes it sound like he tried to electronically move his penis back and forth. just say "jerk off to ****," jesus.

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frozenshake 5

lol I thought it meant he was trying to have sex with the comp xD

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McAninch35 9

That's honestly the worst way of saying ********** that I've ever heard. It makes me think you want to stick your dick in a fan

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KHADOOZLE 0

"DIGITAL PENILE OSCILLATION" WHAT THE **** DOES THIS MEAN? LIKE YOU TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR LAPTOP!!!

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jujubanzen 2

Oh my god no he means jacking off to **** from his laptop

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xoxcinderellaxox 0

what the hell does digital penile oscillation mean?!

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plexico 3

I think it means opening the laptop just a bit and sticking your dick in between the screen and keyboard, and thrusting away. It's like having sex with a girl with vaginal shingles. Both activities require copious amounts of alcohol.

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Rhythm_Man 0

he was jackin it to ****. or using an oscillator. or pretending his junk was in a washing machine. it really depends.

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stain33319 0

your misuse of large words makes you that much more of a failure.

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jonny2x4 0

The key word here is "attempted". He made an attempt to whack off. Since he was so drunk, he must have experience a case of "whiskey dick" and wan't able to get it up and just ended up passing out.

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fringle 0

maybe he just started watching Bruno and "that" part was on? make sense ya?the part with the digital penis oscillating? heh.

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