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vocabulary fail. "digital penile oscillation" makes it sound like he tried to electronically move his penis back and forth. just say "jerk off to porn," jesus.

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That's honestly the worst way of saying masturbate that I've ever heard. It makes me think you want to stick your dick in a fan

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I think it means opening the laptop just a bit and sticking your dick in between the screen and keyboard, and thrusting away. It's like having sex with a girl with vaginal shingles. Both activities require copious amounts of alcohol.

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he was jackin it to porn. or using an oscillator. or pretending his junk was in a washing machine. it really depends.

The key word here is "attempted". He made an attempt to whack off. Since he was so drunk, he must have experience a case of "whiskey dick" and wan't able to get it up and just ended up passing out.

maybe he just started watching Bruno and "that" part was on? make sense ya?the part with the digital penis oscillating? heh.

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