Today, I woke up after a heavy night of drinking, with my laptop dead on my chest. Apparently, I had attempted a bit of digital penile oscillation, but passed out instead. FML
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KHADOOZLE
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"DIGITAL PENILE OSCILLATION" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN? LIKE YOU TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR LAPTOP!!!
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stain33319
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your misuse of large words makes you that much more of a failure.
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buddy51
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One word: AA!
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the_pan1c
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j
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teentee401
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More like two letters.
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itouchguy360
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ydi. if you can drink enough to pass out, you need profesonal help.
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GriefBacon
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Everyone can drink enough to pass out. It's what alcohol does best. Douche.
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Poppycorn22
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Good lord, have you never heard of the term binge drinking? How old ARE you?
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Undeadman141
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Are you like 8 or something?
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hhhhh_fml
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"digital penile oscillation"
wat
wat
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painfuldiodes
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it means he was jerking off to porn but passed out because he was so drunk
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diet_otaku
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vocabulary fail. "digital penile oscillation" makes it sound like he tried to electronically move his penis back and forth. just say "jerk off to porn," jesus.
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frozenshake
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lol I thought it meant he was trying to have sex with the comp xD
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bvbsoldier
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me too!
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McAninch35
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That's honestly the worst way of saying masturbate that I've ever heard. It makes me think you want to stick your dick in a fan
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KHADOOZLE
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"DIGITAL PENILE OSCILLATION" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN? LIKE YOU TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR LAPTOP!!!
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Ohnothingreally
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L-O-FUCKING-L.
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sophieehehexD
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that's what I was thinking :P
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jujubanzen
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Oh my god no he means jacking off to porn from his laptop
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xoxcinderellaxox
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what the hell does digital penile oscillation mean?!
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plexico
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I think it means opening the laptop just a bit and sticking your dick in between the screen and keyboard, and thrusting away.
It's like having sex with a girl with vaginal shingles. Both activities require copious amounts of alcohol.
It's like having sex with a girl with vaginal shingles. Both activities require copious amounts of alcohol.
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Rhythm_Man
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he was jackin it to porn. or using an oscillator. or pretending his junk was in a washing machine. it really depends.
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stain33319
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you failed at jerking off . WOW
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stain33319
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your misuse of large words makes you that much more of a failure.
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crocko101
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Hey go penile oscillate your mom! YDI
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jonny2x4
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The key word here is "attempted". He made an attempt to whack off. Since he was so drunk, he must have experience a case of "whiskey dick" and wan't able to get it up and just ended up passing out.
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fringle
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maybe he just started watching Bruno and "that" part was on? make sense ya?the part with the digital penis oscillating? heh.