Today, I heard that there's a rumour going around that I was caught masturbating while crying at a party after the girl I liked got with someone else. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard that there's a rumour going around that I was caught masturbating while crying at a party after the girl I liked got with someone else. FML
Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I just got back from a party, where I spent most of the night comforting the girl I like. Why? Because the guy she likes was being grinded on by another girl. FML
Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, I found out that an annoying guy who had asked me out spread a nasty rumour after I stood him up. According to him, I not only showed up to our date, I also went home with him, had advanced sex with him, then in the morning when he woke up, I was having sex with his roommate. All our friends believe this. FML
Today, I found out there's a rumor going around that my smoking hot co-worker and I had sex over the weekend. I'm not nearly as pissed off about the rumor as I am by the fact that I can't remember it because I was too drunk. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
jbuckets_404 39
Not all rumors are false i.e., so why WERE you masturbating while crying?
That_Girl_Over_There 4
Well, were you?
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Comments (6)
jbuckets_404 39
Not all rumors are false i.e., so why WERE you masturbating while crying?
BurnInDemonFire 39
She got together with his brother.
That_Girl_Over_There 4
Well, were you?
RichardPencil 32
That is so sad! With just a little lotion, you could have been masturbating joyfully, or at least in a business-like manner. The girl you like got you aroused and got with someone else, so obviously you had to avoid the dreaded DSBs! Makes total sense.
J15237 25
So is it true or not? 38 is right on this. Not all rumors are flase.
Louise Phillips 6
is it true?...