Crazy party

By Anonymous - 08/02/2020 18:00

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Today, I heard that there's a rumour going around that I was caught masturbating while crying at a party after the girl I liked got with someone else. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 591
You deserved it 320

Same thing different taste

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Not all rumors are false i.e., so why WERE you masturbating while crying?

That is so sad! With just a little lotion, you could have been masturbating joyfully, or at least in a business-like manner. The girl you like got you aroused and got with someone else, so obviously you had to avoid the dreaded DSBs! Makes total sense.

J15237 25

So is it true or not? 38 is right on this. Not all rumors are flase.