Gross, so gross

By Yuuucky - 26/09/2011 16:58 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 749
You deserved it 17 133

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Even if it was a beauty mark, why would you caress it?

This is so disgusting that I'm putting it in my list of favourite FML's immediately.

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This is so disgusting that I'm putting it in my list of favourite FML's immediately.

at least you didn't pop the zit in your mouth like that other FML..

Ah ew dude I just forgot about that one and you just brought it back

Ah ew dude I just forgot about that one and you just brought it back

Ah ew dude I just forgot about that one and you just brought it back

Ah ew dude I just forgot about that one and you just brought it back

C-C-C-Combo Breaker

For your information, I never popped a zit in my mouth. Yes, I know that you're thinking of other FML's. No, it's not cool to react to the first comment simply for the joy of doing it.

it was for OP not you.

Is it wrong that I'm slightly aroused by this?

33- yes, yes it is

41- I'm glad you know sarcasm when you see it.

#19 - you need to seriously RELAX...

No she doesn't, 55. I agree with her, thread jacking is annoying as hell.

i think i just threw up...that is disgusting

I for one enjoy seeing the thought processes of fellow FML commenters when reading the same comments. A comment chain starts at cheating and ends with a a football reference. It's like my thought process: one minute I am thinking about a butter fly and some how I end up making a compare and contrast joke to myself about how mayonnaise and I go together like Paris Hilton and a condom. I think if we were to go on talking about #1 thinking it's gross and putting this FML on her favorites list we would have one short and bland comment thread. Maybe it's just me...

I think beauty marks are just moles. Nothing beautiful there, just a mole. On your forehead. Anyways... Link to the video?

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... dayum! Reading this makes me sick. Like I just got a swift kick in my nuts...

*insert witty sarcasm to respond to #83*

108, here is the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_q09hILJdU Enjoy!

12 - Then why did you post it as a reply to her comment? Thread jacking douche!

I like the way you think.

Where's the video?

130- I'm not gonna lie I meant to thumb down your comment, and everyone else does the same exact thing I did, don't hate.

1 and 19 is a bit€h huh? Pissy much?

Even if it was a beauty mark, why would you caress it?

Because, she wanted to play with something 'big,' to compensate for his penis :)

Some females like to show guys that we accept them and all of their imperfections. OP was just showing her boyfriend that he didn't need to be ashamed of his "beauty mark."

U mean his mole right 34

34- By making out with it??

Send us the video Op!

Enjoy making out with those sexy pimples 34. Gross...

How many people looked this up on YouTube after reading this?? Come on, tell the truth!

I know! who the hell kisses a beauty mark?!

34- He was definitely not ashamed by it alright. *shifty eyes*

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Show it anyway

Insert mocking reply here

Insert ironic statement here

Insert trolling here.

*insert c-c-c-combo breaker! her*

*insert rant here*

*Insert sarcastic comment from Freeze here*

(insert (insert here) here)

Yeah, I didn't want to spend the time on an actual comment either... Oh wait....

Inserthereception.

(insert correction to 75s fail spelling here)

(Insert comment which will ultimately get thumbs down here)

insert penis here. *points to sister*

(insert witty fail remark here)

Insert THIS, beyotch. *pulls out a plug*

or we could actually just comment

Insert reason why actually commenting would break the chain here

Insert extremely overdue remark

why is that on YouTube?!?!?

WHERE is that on youtube?

Thanks to that, I found myself in the weird part of Youtube...lol...

I happen to be looking for the video now xD

Playful1985 9

Omg that's sick and lame all at once

tweetbaby14 18

There are many YouTube videos of huge zits, and other things, being popped. I know I just looked them up. I don't advise doing what I just did.

everything is on youtube..

A question I always ponder after visiting YouTube.

baby that's the sexiest beauty Mark I've ever seen! it's bigger than your penis!

When it popped, it probably shot off more too.

it was so big you could caress it?

It was a 3rd nipple on his forehead and it aroused him

Once you go black, you can't go back.

Was that a key of awesome reference ??

I believe it was

There should be a mythbusters episode to test this theorem.

Yup. Just threw up in my mouth a little.

Eww... Well now you don't have to keep kissing it anymore. Be glad he didn't do that in front of you in person.