By fishruinsex - 08/12/2010 08:46

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Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML
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do fish turn him on because they remind him of you? or part of you?

Guess you could say he was... *sunglasses* hooked on that program. YEEEAAAHHH!

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c8750 2

Wow, what a loser

It's funny cause the fish turns him on and not you ;)

I have a feeling he likes "'fishsticks'" ;)

Well, he can't be that much of a loser if he's got a girl's hands down his pants...

haha 66 maybe he's a gay fish?

#66 is defiantly loosy goosy :(

#76 I think so xD

where'd did get that idea?!

87 your really sexy xD

do fish turn him on because they remind him of you? or part of you?

xcubbiebearx 0

that was just rude.

sourgirl101 28

That was just rude saying "that was just rude" "Snapper" are hot!(:

You are hilarious Jersey! Awesome I <3 you

Guess you could say he was... *sunglasses* hooked on that program. YEEEAAAHHH!

MexRomeo 0

*sunglasses* YYEEAAHH

This guy wins! Haha

#5 I love you

LMAO WIN #5!!! 8D

he was more interested in a fish on a pole, than he was in pole-ing your fish, I guess.

c8750 2

Maybe he wants to get poled Lol

Why do you comment so many bad puns?

memo619 0

I guess trial and error doesn't work for everyone

he might have been getting ideas ;p

Sounds fishy to me.......

dubstep87 0

this is a boring fml

Cuz guys don't get soft wen something bad happens, I'm pretty sure it doesn't affect the blood flow in his **** if he gets sad...

but I'm pretty sure adrenaline that you could get from being really into the show could cause your penis to tighten up and retrace because it's a natural reaction when your fighting or exerting yourself physically in an unsexual way so your penis doesn't get ripped off or some shit

I guess he just had bigger fish to fry at the time.

ulicksam 0

YDI if you can't distract him from tv, not matter what show is on.

what excellent use of the word flaccid. why does it always have to be saved for limp penises though...

Cos that is the most correct way to describe your penis.

Inb4 everyone suggests you just dump him.