Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML
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imhowie
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First!
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TheLetterZero
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Modded!
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c8750
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Wow, what a loser
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ClickMyPicture
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It's funny cause the fish turns him on and not you ;)
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CrazyDutch
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your gay
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Illblowyourmind
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I have a feeling he likes "'fishsticks'" ;)
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katplayer
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Well, he can't be that much of a loser if he's got a girl's hands down his pants...
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bioboy725
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haha 66 maybe he's a gay fish?
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Notimetobleed
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#66 is defiantly loosy goosy :(
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Illblowyourmind
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#76 I think so xD
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Illblowyourmind
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where'd did get that idea?!
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TwoInTheBush
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87 your really sexy xD
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theFMLiest1ofThe
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do fish turn him on because they remind him of you? or part of you?
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xcubbiebearx
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that was just rude.
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sourgirl101
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That was just rude saying "that was just rude"
"Snapper" are hot!(:
"Snapper" are hot!(:
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clothesoptional
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You are hilarious Jersey! Awesome I <3 you
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TheLetterZero
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Guess you could say he was...
*sunglasses*
hooked on that program.
YEEEAAAHHH!
*sunglasses*
hooked on that program.
YEEEAAAHHH!
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MexRomeo
| 0
*sunglasses*
YYEEAAHH
YYEEAAHH
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DynamicDave
| 11
This guy wins! Haha
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premiermois
| 5
#5 I love you
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maccamcrbja
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LMAO WIN #5!!! 8D
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OnlyAvailableID
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theFMLiest1ofThe
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he was more interested in a fish on a pole, than he was in pole-ing your fish, I guess.
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c8750
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Maybe he wants to get poled Lol
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Fa7_fml
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Why do you comment so many bad puns?
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memo619
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I guess trial and error doesn't work for everyone
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movie141
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he might have been getting ideas ;p
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BadKitty13
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Sounds fishy to me.......
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UrNotFunny
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Why..?
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dubstep87
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this is a boring fml
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Nandito2
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Cuz guys don't get soft wen something bad happens, I'm pretty sure it doesn't affect the blood flow in his cock if he gets sad...
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daymann
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but I'm pretty sure adrenaline that you could get from being really into the show could cause your penis to tighten up and retrace because it's a natural reaction when your fighting or exerting yourself physically in an unsexual way so your penis doesn't get ripped off or some shit
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Terezi
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I guess he just had bigger fish to fry at the time.
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ulicksam
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YDI if you can't distract him from tv, not matter what show is on.
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TheBeastmaster
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what excellent use of the word flaccid. why does it always have to be saved for limp penises though...
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BloodyHeel
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Cos that is the most correct way to describe your penis.
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Terezi
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Inb4 everyone suggests you just dump him.
*sunglasses*
hooked on that program.
YEEEAAAHHH!