By Anonymous - 10/12/2014 08:13 - United States - Seaside

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Today, at work, I gave a piece of candy to a co-worker I have a crush on. She looked at me weirdly and walked away. I then remembered that my friend wrote "penis" on the wrapper. FML
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tzemmy 25

so you kept the candy bar at work, and somehow didn't see or remember the word penis on it before giving it to your crush?

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Standupmast3r 18

You just gave your crush your penis. You should be happy.

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tzemmy 25

so you kept the candy bar at work, and somehow didn't see or remember the word penis on it before giving it to your crush?

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MrSassypants 32

The game where you see who can say "penis" the loudest doesn't work when you type it.

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FluffyPandas156 13

PENIS!!!!! Does that work?

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SystemofaBlink41 27

When it's written, it seems the person with the most exclamation points wins.

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Standupmast3r 18

You just gave your crush your penis. You should be happy.

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Mr_Saikaly 35

He should draw a penis on a paper and stick it on his friend's back without him noticing, payback time :D

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vikky538 28

at least the candy is not in penis shape...

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R2Y2 22

Never said that she gave it back!

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Kielnmsoftly 26

What if she ate it? ?

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TiiBags 15

Well, you can use that word in response to what just happened. "Oh, penis." The irony is strong...

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WoldowJR 25

In what world is "oh, penis" something people say?

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yuzuhere 21

It's obviously what the cool kids say nowadays.

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TiiBags 15

Well here in South Africa it's something I, and quite a few other people say

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connorgrant98 24

Did your friend just decide to write penis on a candy bar or did he know you would give it to your crush?

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quickit 24

Why would your friend even do that? Getting with her is going to be a lot harder now.

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chadermcchaf 16

Probably as a practical joke, lots of people play pranks on each other. I feel as if OP should've seen that the word penis was written there though...

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stingray112 24

Well sometimes you've done all you can do my friend

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devildog562 33

Penis candy is an awesome thing to give s crush. Hopefully you can just try and talk to her later.

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keiNan_fml 35

explain her about it. she will understand.

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Mr_Saikaly 35

if my friend wrote such thing on a candy, there is no chance I would keep it long enough in order to forget such thing!

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