Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Don't feed the trolls
Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote, "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML
Today, I finally accepted I need help with my anxiety issues. I started small and I joined a support forum and wrote a post. I was quickly called a troll by multiple users, accused of faking it, and told to "fuck off back to Tumblr" because they wouldn't believe my anxiety is really so serious. FML
Today, I was really stressed, so I tried to let it out by crying. It lasted about 30 seconds, and I was making fun of myself the whole time. Even my subconscious thinks I'm pathetic. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
Blogged up
Today, I was reading a blog post by a girl that I really like. In the post, it said, "I know I'm not beautiful." I told her that I thought it wasn't true at all. She responded by crying hysterically and asking me why I would say that. It turned out that it actually said, "I know I'm beautiful." FML
Anon struggles
Today, I realized I shouldn't have confessed anonymously to my long time crush through an anonymous account. I was so happy that they noticed me a little and made posts that seems directed to me, but then they just stopped. I'm so sad and craving their attention that I'm getting upset when I shouldn't be. FML
Today, I approached my mother for comfort, because I've been feeling depressed and unloved by anyone lately. She replied, “Honestly, I stopped loving you back when you were a toddler.” FML
Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML
YouTube Drama
Today, I went down a four-hour YouTube rabbit hole trying to understand the Onision drama. I finally snapped out if it, thinking, "I don't care about any of this. What am I doing with my life?" FML
The trauma table
Today, I was sitting with a group of people at lunch. I was having a bad day, so I began venting to them. Eventually, they got tired of it and banned me from the table, because my "depressing mindset" reminds them of their trauma. FML
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kAPISH 29
That was nice of you. Karma's a bitch huh!
leary96 15
Just because they don't like what you or I like doesn't mean that their parents didn't love them, it means they like a fandom. I like Dr. Who does that make me an attention seeking loser?
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Comments (112)
gameover18 17
As a brony I can say we don't really care about what you say so don't feel guilty, in case you do as a fellow human sorry you feel that way op trust me you don't attention just do you.
patrickalamo 48
OP you found yourself a new home
TechFire 25
#58, that's not quite how it works...
DanielleinDC 34
Wow, so you decided to troll some folks on a forum and realized your insults apply to you? Easy YDI. Go find a more constructive way to pass your time.
Mithylove 13
Everyone has something... They decided to enjoy cartoon ponies, You decided to hate on their happiness.
Axel5238 29
I don't particularly care for it or understand the attraction to it. Though, why go out of your way to sign up for a forum for it? I'm guessing you don't have any hobbies or anything constructive to do with your spare time.
Fmlreadermostly 20
I voted both. I hope this was a wake up call for you to turn your life around. I feel some of your pains. That's not a good reason to resent others for the bad ordeal you went through. You have the power to think positive and turn your life around if you want to. Good luck, op.
morzu 8
I had to laugh for a tiny bit while reading this one, YDI! Get a hobby though and you'll soon feel infinitely better.
foxwasalamb 24
you deserve it. let people be people n dont be a bully
Laurenlou 24
The first step to solving a problem is admitting that you have a problem. Now that you have admitted it, go fix it, OP!
ChakatBlackstar 29
I still can't stop laughing. YDI