Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote, "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML
Today, I finally accepted I need help with my anxiety issues. I started small and I joined a support forum and wrote a post. I was quickly called a troll by multiple users, accused of faking it, and told to "fuck off back to Tumblr" because they wouldn't believe my anxiety is really so serious. FML
Today, I was really stressed, so I tried to let it out by crying. It lasted about 30 seconds, and I was making fun of myself the whole time. Even my subconscious thinks I'm pathetic. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
Today, I was reading a blog post by a girl that I really like. In the post, it said, "I know I'm not beautiful." I told her that I thought it wasn't true at all. She responded by crying hysterically and asking me why I would say that. It turned out that it actually said, "I know I'm beautiful." FML
Today, I realized I shouldn't have confessed anonymously to my long time crush through an anonymous account. I was so happy that they noticed me a little and made posts that seems directed to me, but then they just stopped. I'm so sad and craving their attention that I'm getting upset when I shouldn't be. FML
Today, I approached my mother for comfort, because I've been feeling depressed and unloved by anyone lately. She replied, “Honestly, I stopped loving you back when you were a toddler.” FML
Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML
Today, I went down a four-hour YouTube rabbit hole trying to understand the Onision drama. I finally snapped out if it, thinking, "I don't care about any of this. What am I doing with my life?" FML
Today, I was sitting with a group of people at lunch. I was having a bad day, so I began venting to them. Eventually, they got tired of it and banned me from the table, because my "depressing mindset" reminds them of their trauma. FML
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kAPISH 29
That was nice of you. Karma's a bitch huh!
leary96 15
Just because they don't like what you or I like doesn't mean that their parents didn't love them, it means they like a fandom. I like Dr. Who does that make me an attention seeking loser?
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Comments (112)
tigerisabelle 31
I read the first sentence and voted YDI
puffthekraken 7
that was a HUGE YDI, you're a huge dick
foxwasalamb 24
it takes a dick to call somebody a dick
lord_meloetta 20
As someone who enjoys the show there isn't much to say. Even putting that aside it's your fault for trying to troll them like that. But I won't deny that the fandom can be over reactive sometimes. And some of it is just plain disgusting. AKA cloppers
x23bzrk 16
"I was trolling-" YDI
homesuckfucker 28
you deserved it so hard, you ******* douchenozzle. what a person likes or dislikes does has no effect on you whatsoever, and to harass them for no reason makes /you/ an attention seeking crybaby that wants to start trouble. seriously, these are innocent people that use those websites as a way to discuss their interests. take this as a lesson for the future, and leave people the **** alone. :)
Laurenlou 24
The first step in solving a problem is admitting that you have a problem. Now that you have completed that first step, GO AND FIX THE PROBLEM, OP!
paigexox0 37
I was good friends with a girl who turned on me and made my life miserable, and only then did i realize how much she insulted people and how horrible a person she is. Coincidentally her parents didn't care about her and she had major self confidence issues.
andiesaur 18
There's a huge difference between being a dick and harmless trolling. YDI, douche.
outoftown 27
"Today, I realized I was a bully on a My Little Pony forum. FML" This is rare: a YDI and a congratulations. The best errors are the ones you learn from. Go forth, and bully no more!
Thatguy334 7
So you're coming here, seeking sympathy, because you're a needy attention seeking bitch who can't find meaning unless he is harassing someone online? Are you an idiot?