Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote, "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML
Today, I finally accepted I need help with my anxiety issues. I started small and I joined a support forum and wrote a post. I was quickly called a troll by multiple users, accused of faking it, and told to "fuck off back to Tumblr" because they wouldn't believe my anxiety is really so serious. FML
Today, I was really stressed, so I tried to let it out by crying. It lasted about 30 seconds, and I was making fun of myself the whole time. Even my subconscious thinks I'm pathetic. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
Today, I was reading a blog post by a girl that I really like. In the post, it said, "I know I'm not beautiful." I told her that I thought it wasn't true at all. She responded by crying hysterically and asking me why I would say that. It turned out that it actually said, "I know I'm beautiful." FML
Today, I realized I shouldn't have confessed anonymously to my long time crush through an anonymous account. I was so happy that they noticed me a little and made posts that seems directed to me, but then they just stopped. I'm so sad and craving their attention that I'm getting upset when I shouldn't be. FML
Today, I approached my mother for comfort, because I've been feeling depressed and unloved by anyone lately. She replied, “Honestly, I stopped loving you back when you were a toddler.” FML
Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML
Today, I went down a four-hour YouTube rabbit hole trying to understand the Onision drama. I finally snapped out if it, thinking, "I don't care about any of this. What am I doing with my life?" FML
Today, I was sitting with a group of people at lunch. I was having a bad day, so I began venting to them. Eventually, they got tired of it and banned me from the table, because my "depressing mindset" reminds them of their trauma. FML
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kAPISH 29
That was nice of you. Karma's a bitch huh!
leary96 15
Just because they don't like what you or I like doesn't mean that their parents didn't love them, it means they like a fandom. I like Dr. Who does that make me an attention seeking loser?
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Comments (112)
avapaige1234 19
You might as well try to join the forum as a poster. "Discover the magic of friendship," they say.
TheDrifter 24
Wait, if trolling is so totally last year, what do they call it now? I'm old, not hip to the lingo of the young folk.
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
Ha, you're stupid.
xxrebelsxx 13
You ******** , I'm not a fan of bronys ether but that doesn't mean I'm an ass to them
anyoldnamewilldo 23
The irony of a troll accusing others of being attention ******.....
howdoilogin 9
I'm willing to bet OP is actually a brony who wanted to make up a story about a troll who felt bad. Nice try, but nobody is buying that.
liquidpwnage 15
and that's why you shouldn't be a bullying asshat.
whatthefhumanity 7
YDI for being a nasty little dick. Let people like whatever they want to like.
K1LLeR_PAnDa 16
I myself am a brony. None of that is true. What goes around really does come around.
sythe511 28
why waste your time making fools out of people who are doing a perfectly fine job doing it themselves?